---
type: source
title: "Futardio: Quantum Waffle fundraise goes live"
author: "futard.io"
url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/4Wm4NFVy9MKgSJe3ZT8aKwbL3dc5XxvnWdPhvC4Sinow"
date: 2026-03-30
domain: internet-finance
format: data
status: processed
processed_by: rio
processed_date: 2026-04-04
tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana]
event_type: launch
extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
---

## Launch Details
- Project: Quantum Waffle
- Description: We made a flappy bird clone, called it "quantum," and dared the universe to stop us. The universe didn't. Here we are. You're welcome.
- Funding target: $50,000.00
- Total committed: N/A
- Status: Live
- Launch date: 2026-03-30
- URL: https://www.futard.io/launch/4Wm4NFVy9MKgSJe3ZT8aKwbL3dc5XxvnWdPhvC4Sinow

## Team / Description

PHASE 1
QUANTUM IGNITION
Launch game (DONE — more than most quantum projects can say)
Deploy $QW token
First leaderboard season
Community of degens who understand the joke

PHASE 2
QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT
Multiplayer mode (two waffles, entangled across spacetime)
CEX listings (we'll ask nicely)
Partner with actual quantum computing company (they won't respond but we'll screenshot the DM)
Hire a physicist to tell us what quantum actually means

PHASE 3
QUANTUM SUPREMACY (FOR REAL THIS TIME)
Become worth more than every 'quantum blockchain' combined (low bar)
IBM calls us to complain — we frame the email
Get listed on CoinGecko under 'Quantum Computing' category
Replace every quantum crypto whitepaper with a picture of a waffle

## Links

- Website: https://quantumwaffle.xyz/
- Twitter: https://x.com/QuantumWaffleQW

## Raw Data

- Launch address: `4Wm4NFVy9MKgSJe3ZT8aKwbL3dc5XxvnWdPhvC4Sinow`
- Token: Ase (Ase)
- Token mint: `Asea2u9y3iwm8nNJ9uRtyeHoLYUHNWR48NJNKGCpmeta`
- Version: v0.7
