---
type: source
title: "Futardio: Reddit fundraise goes live"
author: "futard.io"
url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/HkF8CWrUYcnCjGmdhaQ2jyqfwMWioNK7PrJiAxhQx9i8"
date: 2026-03-02
domain: internet-finance
format: data
status: unprocessed
tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana]
event_type: launch
processed_by: rio
processed_date: 2026-03-11
extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
extraction_notes: "This is a single failed futarchy-governed fundraise data point with no substantive team description ('We want evertything and don't want nothing to see here'), placeholder website (things.io), and 'Nothing to see here' as project description. It appears to be either a test launch or a non-serious project. No extractable claims - this is purely factual event data (a failed raise) without evidence of mechanism performance, market behavior, or any arguable proposition. The failure itself is uninformative without context about why it failed, market conditions, or comparison to successful raises. Preserved as archival data point only."
---

## Launch Details
- Project: Reddit
- Description: Nothing to see here
- Funding target: $50,000.00
- Total committed: N/A
- Status: Refunding
- Launch date: 2026-03-02
- URL: https://www.futard.io/launch/HkF8CWrUYcnCjGmdhaQ2jyqfwMWioNK7PrJiAxhQx9i8

## Team / Description

We want evertything and don't want nothing to see here .

## Links

- Website: https://things.io

## Raw Data

- Launch address: `HkF8CWrUYcnCjGmdhaQ2jyqfwMWioNK7PrJiAxhQx9i8`
- Token: 5dm (5dm)
- Token mint: `5dmd62BbEWmaALRPLfgtTziXoMZUDNzjfiA1yJR6meta`
- Version: v0.7
- Closed: 2026-03-03


## Key Facts
- Futardio launch for 'Reddit' project went live 2026-03-02
- Funding target: $50,000
- Status: Refunding (failed)
- Launch closed 2026-03-03
- Token: 5dm
- Launch address: HkF8CWrUYcnCjGmdhaQ2jyqfwMWioNK7PrJiAxhQx9i8
