---
type: source
title: "Futardio: You Get Nothing fundraise goes live"
author: "futard.io"
url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/4xAEV1JHuNSLLdMCa8tiC6CdVYpEXttuZ8U9izv9ALjp"
date: 2026-03-05
domain: internet-finance
format: data
status: null-result
tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana]
event_type: launch
processed_by: rio
processed_date: 2026-03-10
extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
extraction_notes: "This source is a joke/parody project on Futardio with no substantive content. The entire description is repetitive variations of 'you get nothing.' No evidence, no claims, no insights to extract. The project immediately went to refunding status. This is a data point about platform activity (permissionless launches include non-serious projects) but does not warrant a standalone claim. Preserved as factual record of platform usage patterns."
---

## Launch Details
- Project: You Get Nothing
- Description: You get nothing, for example - 
- Funding target: $69,069.00
- Total committed: N/A
- Status: Refunding
- Launch date: 2026-03-05
- URL: https://www.futard.io/launch/4xAEV1JHuNSLLdMCa8tiC6CdVYpEXttuZ8U9izv9ALjp

## Team / Description

Nothing. You get nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
Not a thing.
You get nothing at all.
Zero. Nothing.
Nothing whatsoever.
Not a single thing.
Nothing. End of story.
Nothing for you.
You get exactly 2 nothings.

  
Absolutely nothing. Not one thing.
Nothing. Not even a little.
Nothing at all. Not a single thing.
Nothing. Zero. Zilch.
Nothing. Not even crumbs.
Nothing. Not one bit.
Nothing. Not even the smallest thing.
Nothing. Nothing whatsoever.
Nothing. Not even close.
Nothing. Not even a hint.


Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.
You get nothing. Absolutely nothing.
Nothing. Not one thing. Nothing.
Nothing. Zero. Nothing again.
Nothing. Completely nothing.
Nothing. Nothing at all.
Nothing. Still nothing.
Nothing. Forever nothing.
Nothing. Not today, not ever.
Nothing. Nothing whatsoever.


What do you get? Nothing.
The answer is simple: nothing.
Your reward? Nothing.
Guess what you get. Nothing.
Here's what you get: absolutely nothing.
Congratulations, you get nothing.
The result? Nothing.
Your prize is nothing.
The outcome: nothing.
The grand total: nothing.


You get zilch.
You get squat.
You get jack.
You get jack squat.
You get nada.
You get diddly-squat.
You get sweet nothing.
You get nothing, period.
You get absolutely zip.
You get a whole lot of nothing.


Nothing. That's it.
Nothing. Final answer.
Nothing. Case closed.
Nothing. Full stop.
Nothing. End of discussion.
Nothing. That's all there is.
Nothing. No exceptions.
Nothing. No chance.
Nothing. No deal.
Nothing. No way.

## Links

- Website: https://404.com
- Twitter: https://x.com/404

## Raw Data

- Launch address: `4xAEV1JHuNSLLdMCa8tiC6CdVYpEXttuZ8U9izv9ALjp`
- Token: 86P (86P)
- Token mint: `86PsjsKJpFKZS8fZLuZxhep6MxhV3Gz2EcmEYPkpmeta`
- Version: v0.7
- Closed: 2026-03-06


## Key Facts
- You Get Nothing project launched on Futardio 2026-03-05
- Funding target: $69,069.00
- Status: Refunding (closed 2026-03-06)
- Launch address: 4xAEV1JHuNSLLdMCa8tiC6CdVYpEXttuZ8U9izv9ALjp
- Token: 86P
- Platform version: v0.7
