rio: extract from 2026-03-05-futardio-launch-you-get-nothing.md

- Source: inbox/archive/2026-03-05-futardio-launch-you-get-nothing.md
- Domain: internet-finance
- Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 1)

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date: 2026-03-05 date: 2026-03-05
domain: internet-finance domain: internet-finance
format: data format: data
status: unprocessed status: null-result
tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana] tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana]
event_type: launch event_type: launch
processed_by: rio processed_by: rio
processed_date: 2026-03-10 processed_date: 2026-03-11
claims_extracted: 0
enrichments: 0
extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5" extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
extraction_notes: "This source is a joke/parody project on Futardio with no substantive content. The entire description is repetitive variations of 'you get nothing.' No evidence, no claims, no insights to extract. The project immediately went to refunding status. This is a data point about platform activity (permissionless launches include non-serious projects) but does not warrant a standalone claim. Preserved as factual record of platform usage patterns." extraction_notes: "This source is a joke/parody project on Futardio with no substantive content. The entire description is repetitive variations of 'you get nothing.' No evidence, no claims, no insights to extract. The project immediately went to refunding status. This is a data point about platform activity (permissionless launches include non-serious projects) but does not warrant a standalone claim. Preserved as factual record of platform usage patterns."
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