From 06d54c1eda563d24244b15243f8b128552fd6970 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Teleo Agents Date: Thu, 12 Mar 2026 06:57:35 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] rio: extract from 2026-03-06-futardio-launch-lobsterfutarchy.md - Source: inbox/archive/2026-03-06-futardio-launch-lobsterfutarchy.md - Domain: internet-finance - Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 3) Pentagon-Agent: Rio --- entities/internet-finance/futardio.md | 1 + .../lobsterfutarchy-fundraise.md | 52 +++++++++++++++++++ entities/internet-finance/lobsterfutarchy.md | 39 ++++++++++++++ ...6-03-06-futardio-launch-lobsterfutarchy.md | 13 ++++- 4 files changed, 104 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) create mode 100644 entities/internet-finance/lobsterfutarchy-fundraise.md create mode 100644 entities/internet-finance/lobsterfutarchy.md diff --git a/entities/internet-finance/futardio.md b/entities/internet-finance/futardio.md index 3939e1019..d728af6d5 100644 --- a/entities/internet-finance/futardio.md +++ b/entities/internet-finance/futardio.md @@ -46,6 +46,7 @@ MetaDAO's token launch platform. Implements "unruggable ICOs" — permissionless - **2026-03-07** — Areal DAO launch: $50K target, raised $11,654 (23.3%), REFUNDING status by 2026-03-08 — first documented failed futarchy-governed fundraise on platform - **2026-03-04** — [[seekervault]] fundraise launched targeting $75,000, closed next day with only $1,186 (1.6% of target) in refunding status +- **2026-03-06** — [[lobsterfutarchy-fundraise]] launched seeking $500K for agent wallet control plane, failed with $1,183 raised (0.24% of target) ## Competitive Position - **Unique mechanism**: Only launch platform with futarchy-governed accountability and treasury return guarantees - **vs pump.fun**: pump.fun is memecoin launch (zero accountability, pure speculation). Futardio is ownership coin launch (futarchy governance, treasury enforcement). Different categories despite both being "launch platforms." diff --git a/entities/internet-finance/lobsterfutarchy-fundraise.md b/entities/internet-finance/lobsterfutarchy-fundraise.md new file mode 100644 index 000000000..72a6ce698 --- /dev/null +++ b/entities/internet-finance/lobsterfutarchy-fundraise.md @@ -0,0 +1,52 @@ +--- +type: entity +entity_type: decision_market +name: "LobsterFutarchy: Futardio Fundraise" +domain: internet-finance +status: failed +parent_entity: "[[lobsterfutarchy]]" +platform: "futardio" +proposal_url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/2d9RAui8BGYh8Jt7dc49WSFTuXVRT4nNE4Sy2mUtALNZ" +proposal_date: 2026-03-06 +resolution_date: 2026-03-07 +category: "fundraise" +summary: "$500K raise for agent wallet control plane with policy enforcement and multi-chain support" +tracked_by: rio +created: 2026-03-11 +key_metrics: + funding_target: "$500,000" + total_committed: "$1,183" + outcome: "refunding" + duration_hours: 24 +--- + +# LobsterFutarchy: Futardio Fundraise + +## Summary + +LobsterFutarchy sought $500K through Futardio to build a control plane for autonomous financial agents with secure sandboxing, policy enforcement, and multi-chain wallet support. The raise proposed 12 months of runway at $45K/month burn ($35K team, $5K infrastructure, $5K growth) to ship agent wallet provisioning, Safe and Squads integration, role presets, session keys, and policy templates. The market rejected the proposal, raising only $1,183 (0.24% of target) before closing in refunding status after one day. + +## Market Data + +- **Outcome:** Failed (refunding) +- **Target:** $500,000 +- **Raised:** $1,183 (0.24%) +- **Duration:** ~24 hours (2026-03-06 to 2026-03-07) +- **Platform:** Futardio v0.7 + +## Significance + +This is one of the lowest-performing raises on Futardio relative to target, suggesting either: +1. Market skepticism about agent financial autonomy infrastructure timing +2. Insufficient product-market fit demonstration for the control plane thesis +3. Team/execution risk assessment by futarchy participants +4. Competition from existing wallet infrastructure (Safe, Squads) perceived as sufficient + +The rapid failure (24 hours) indicates lack of early momentum rather than gradual loss of confidence. + +## Relationship to KB + +- [[futardio]] — launch platform +- [[MetaDAO]] — governance mechanism provider +- Contrasts with [[futardio-cult-raised-11-4-million-in-one-day-through-futarchy-governed-meme-coin-launch]] success, highlighting product-market fit variance +- Tests [[futarchy-based fundraising creates regulatory separation because there are no beneficial owners and investment decisions emerge from market forces not centralized control]] in infrastructure context diff --git a/entities/internet-finance/lobsterfutarchy.md b/entities/internet-finance/lobsterfutarchy.md new file mode 100644 index 000000000..46b323053 --- /dev/null +++ b/entities/internet-finance/lobsterfutarchy.md @@ -0,0 +1,39 @@ +--- +type: entity +entity_type: company +name: "LobsterFutarchy" +domain: internet-finance +status: failed +tracked_by: rio +created: 2026-03-11 +key_metrics: + funding_target: "$500,000" + total_committed: "$1,183" + launch_date: "2026-03-06" + close_date: "2026-03-07" + outcome: "refunding" + platform: "futardio" +--- + +# LobsterFutarchy + +## Overview + +LobsterFutarchy is a control plane for autonomous financial agents that provides secure, onchain-enforceable sandboxes for agent execution with real money under programmable rules. The project raised through [[futardio]] in March 2026, seeking $500K for 12 months of runway to build wallet provisioning, policy enforcement, and multi-chain support (Solana via Squads, EVM via Safe). The raise failed, collecting only $1,183 before refunding. + +## Timeline + +- **2026-03-06** — [[lobsterfutarchy-fundraise]] launched on Futardio seeking $500K for agent wallet control plane with policy enforcement +- **2026-03-07** — Fundraise closed in refunding status after raising only $1,183 (0.24% of target) + +## Relationship to KB + +- [[futardio]] — launch platform +- Addresses agent financial autonomy problem identified in [[Living Agents are domain-expert investment entities where collective intelligence provides the analysis futarchy provides the governance and tokens provide permissionless access to private deal flow]] +- Complements [[MetaDAO]] futarchy governance with execution-layer controls + +## Links + +- Website: https://lobsterfutarchy.com/ +- Twitter: https://x.com/lobster +- Launch: https://www.futard.io/launch/2d9RAui8BGYh8Jt7dc49WSFTuXVRT4nNE4Sy2mUtALNZ diff --git a/inbox/archive/2026-03-06-futardio-launch-lobsterfutarchy.md b/inbox/archive/2026-03-06-futardio-launch-lobsterfutarchy.md index d1e46d302..8739ed1de 100644 --- a/inbox/archive/2026-03-06-futardio-launch-lobsterfutarchy.md +++ b/inbox/archive/2026-03-06-futardio-launch-lobsterfutarchy.md @@ -6,9 +6,13 @@ url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/2d9RAui8BGYh8Jt7dc49WSFTuXVRT4nNE4Sy2mUtALNZ" date: 2026-03-06 domain: internet-finance format: data -status: unprocessed +status: processed tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana] event_type: launch +processed_by: rio +processed_date: 2026-03-11 +extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5" +extraction_notes: "Pure entity extraction — fundraise launch with immediate failure. No novel claims about futarchy mechanisms, agent infrastructure, or market dynamics beyond what existing KB already covers. The failure data point enriches futardio's track record but doesn't generate new arguable propositions. Significance is in the outcome (0.24% fill rate, 24-hour duration) rather than the proposal content." --- ## Launch Details @@ -191,3 +195,10 @@ The objective is to become the default control layer for agentic finance, giving - Token mint: `8qs5bkW4E2gQMniMdZsAwRDSQmPRs4mMuMfwk5aTmeta` - Version: v0.7 - Closed: 2026-03-07 + + +## Key Facts +- LobsterFutarchy raised $1,183 of $500K target (0.24%) before refunding (2026-03-06 to 2026-03-07) +- Proposed burn rate: $45K/month ($35K team, $5K infrastructure, $5K growth) +- Technical scope: Safe-based wallets (EVM), Squads integration (Solana), session keys, policy templates +- Token: 8qs, mint address 8qs5bkW4E2gQMniMdZsAwRDSQmPRs4mMuMfwk5aTmeta