rio: extract from 2026-03-04-futardio-launch-pli-crperie-ambulante.md

- Source: inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-pli-crperie-ambulante.md
- Domain: internet-finance
- Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 5)

Pentagon-Agent: Rio <HEADLESS>

entities/internet-finance/futardio.md

@@ -46,6 +46,7 @@ MetaDAO's token launch platform. Implements "unruggable ICOs" — permissionless
 
 - **2026-03-07** — Areal DAO launch: $50K target, raised $11,654 (23.3%), REFUNDING status by 2026-03-08 — first documented failed futarchy-governed fundraise on platform
 - **2026-03-04** — [[seekervault]] fundraise launched targeting $75,000, closed next day with only $1,186 (1.6% of target) in refunding status
+- **2026-03-04** — [[pli-creperie-ambulante]] launched seeking $350K for Zürich food truck, first traditional consumer business on platform; reached Refunding status and closed within one day (2026-03-05)
 ## Competitive Position
 - **Unique mechanism**: Only launch platform with futarchy-governed accountability and treasury return guarantees
 - **vs pump.fun**: pump.fun is memecoin launch (zero accountability, pure speculation). Futardio is ownership coin launch (futarchy governance, treasury enforcement). Different categories despite both being "launch platforms."

entities/internet-finance/pli-creperie-ambulante.md

@@ -0,0 +1,38 @@
+---
+type: entity
+entity_type: company
+name: "Pli — Crêperie Ambulante"
+domain: internet-finance
+status: failed
+founded: 2026
+headquarters: "Zürich, Switzerland"
+platform: "futard.io"
+launch_date: 2026-03-04
+launch_address: "GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa"
+token_symbol: "8Xq"
+token_mint: "8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta"
+key_metrics:
+  raise_target: "$350,000"
+  status: "Refunding"
+  duration: "1 day"
+  business_model: "Food truck → restaurant → franchise"
+tracked_by: rio
+created: 2026-03-11
+---
+
+# Pli — Crêperie Ambulante
+
+## Overview
+
+Pli was a proposed crêperie food truck business in Zürich, Switzerland that attempted to raise $350,000 through futarchy-governed fundraising on futard.io. The project represented the first documented traditional consumer food business to use the MetaDAO launchpad. The founder, a Solutions Architect in tech (not a trained chef), explicitly rejected crypto-native framing and positioned futarchy purely as an alternative capital formation mechanism to traditional fundraising. The launch reached "Refunding" status and closed within one day, making it a critical data point on futarchy's applicability to non-crypto-native physical businesses.
+
+## Timeline
+
+- **2026-03-04** — Launched on futard.io seeking $350K for food truck, equipment, permits, and first-year operations (60K CHF truck, 8K equipment, 90K/year founder living expenses)
+- **2026-03-05** — Reached Refunding status and closed (one day duration)
+
+## Relationship to KB
+
+- [[futarchy-governed-permissionless-launches-require-brand-separation-to-manage-reputational-liability-because-failed-projects-on-a-curated-platform-damage-the-platforms-credibility]] — demonstrates reputational risk of permissionless launches
+- [[myco-realms-demonstrates-futarchy-governed-physical-infrastructure-through-125k-mushroom-farm-raise-with-market-controlled-capex-deployment]] — contrasting failure case to Myco Realms' successful physical infrastructure raise
+- [[MetaDAO is the futarchy launchpad on Solana where projects raise capital through unruggable ICOs governed by conditional markets creating the first platform for ownership coins at scale]] — first traditional consumer business on platform

inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-pli-crperie-ambulante.md

@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa"
 date: 2026-03-04
 domain: internet-finance
 format: data
-status: unprocessed
+status: processed
 tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana]
 event_type: launch
 processed_by: rio
@@ -14,6 +14,11 @@ processed_date: 2026-03-11
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+processed_date: 2026-03-11
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 ## Launch Details
@@ -130,3 +135,14 @@ If that's you, welcome. Let's make crêpes.
 - Market context: Zürich 430k+ residents, no dedicated crêperie food truck currently operating
 - Token: 8Xq, mint address 8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta
 - Launch address: GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa
+
+
+## Key Facts
+- Pli Crêperie Ambulante launched 2026-03-04, closed 2026-03-05 (1 day duration)
+- Target raise: $350,000 for food truck + first year operations
+- Budget: 60K CHF truck, 8K equipment, 6K/year permits, 24K/year ingredients, 90K/year founder living, 15K buffer
+- Founder: Solutions Architect in tech, based in Zürich, not trained chef
+- Market context: Zürich 430K+ residents, no dedicated crêperie food truck currently operating
+- Three-phase roadmap: food truck (months 1-12) → restaurant (year 2) → franchise (year 3+)
+- Token: 8Xq, mint 8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta
+- Launch address: GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa