From 14e6cf2f8a1c5157b4bb4da132fff3dca1545fa0 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Teleo Agents Date: Thu, 12 Mar 2026 04:33:22 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] rio: extract from 2026-03-04-futardio-launch-one-of-sick-token.md - Source: inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-one-of-sick-token.md - Domain: internet-finance - Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 4) Pentagon-Agent: Rio --- .../one-of-sick-token-launch.md | 44 +++++++++++++++++++ ...03-04-futardio-launch-one-of-sick-token.md | 14 +++++- 2 files changed, 57 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) create mode 100644 entities/internet-finance/one-of-sick-token-launch.md diff --git a/entities/internet-finance/one-of-sick-token-launch.md b/entities/internet-finance/one-of-sick-token-launch.md new file mode 100644 index 00000000..75207252 --- /dev/null +++ b/entities/internet-finance/one-of-sick-token-launch.md @@ -0,0 +1,44 @@ +--- +type: entity +entity_type: decision_market +name: "one of sick token" +domain: internet-finance +status: failed +parent_entity: "[[futardio]]" +platform: "futardio" +proposal_url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/Gdyb1kNw26gve1VqU3zRxwZJhwJd5nAQ4goKNvAQBv9K" +proposal_date: 2026-03-04 +resolution_date: 2026-03-05 +category: "fundraise" +summary: "Failed futarchy-governed token launch that raised only $50 of $50,000 target before entering refund status" +key_metrics: + raise_target: "$50,000" + total_committed: "$50" + oversubscription_ratio: 0.001 + token_symbol: "HsN" + platform_version: "v0.7" +tracked_by: rio +created: 2026-03-11 +--- + +# one of sick token + +## Summary +Failed futarchy-governed token launch on Futardio platform that targeted $50,000 in funding but received only $50 in commitments before closing and entering refund status after one day. The project description consisted of repetitive placeholder text and links pointed to Twitter searches rather than actual project accounts, suggesting low-quality or test launch. + +## Market Data +- **Outcome:** Failed (refunding) +- **Launch date:** 2026-03-04 +- **Close date:** 2026-03-05 +- **Raise target:** $50,000 +- **Total committed:** $50 +- **Oversubscription:** 0.1% +- **Token:** HsN (mint: HsNsqUzMZvLw2imafejioN18oQ5r1gr65eVB1wRVmeta) +- **Platform version:** v0.7 + +## Significance +Represents a data point in the distribution of Futardio launch outcomes. The extreme failure (99.9% shortfall) combined with placeholder content suggests either a test launch, spam project, or complete market rejection of a low-effort proposal. Relevant for understanding platform quality filtering and launch success rates but contains no novel mechanism insights. + +## Relationship to KB +- [[futardio]] - launch platform +- [[MetaDAO is the futarchy launchpad on Solana where projects raise capital through unruggable ICOs governed by conditional markets creating the first platform for ownership coins at scale]] - platform context diff --git a/inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-one-of-sick-token.md b/inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-one-of-sick-token.md index ad2ab10f..97a22abc 100644 --- a/inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-one-of-sick-token.md +++ b/inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-one-of-sick-token.md @@ -6,13 +6,17 @@ url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/Gdyb1kNw26gve1VqU3zRxwZJhwJd5nAQ4goKNvAQBv9K" date: 2026-03-04 domain: internet-finance format: data -status: unprocessed +status: processed tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana] event_type: launch processed_by: rio processed_date: 2026-03-11 extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5" extraction_notes: "This source is a single failed token launch data point with no substantive description, team information, or analysis. The project description is repetitive placeholder text ('one of sick token' repeated 19 times). The 'links' point to Twitter searches, not actual project accounts. This represents a failed launch event but contains no evidence supporting new claims about futarchy, MetaDAO platform dynamics, launch success factors, or internet finance mechanisms. It's a data point for potential aggregate analysis (e.g., if we were tracking MetaDAO launch success rates) but alone provides no arguable insight. The existing claim 'MetaDAO is the futarchy launchpad on Solana' already establishes the platform's existence; this single failure neither confirms nor challenges any existing claims about platform efficacy, user behavior, or market dynamics. Preserved as archival fact in case future aggregate analysis of launch patterns becomes relevant." +processed_by: rio +processed_date: 2026-03-11 +extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5" +extraction_notes: "Single failed launch data point with no substantive content. Project description was repetitive placeholder text ('one of sick token' repeated 19 times) and links pointed to Twitter searches rather than actual accounts. Created minimal decision_market entity for archival completeness and to track Futardio launch distribution, but contains no arguable claims about futarchy mechanisms, platform dynamics, or market behavior. The extreme failure rate (99.9% shortfall) combined with placeholder content suggests test launch or spam rather than legitimate project rejection. No enrichments to existing claims warranted - this is purely a data point for potential future aggregate analysis of launch success patterns." --- ## Launch Details @@ -49,3 +53,11 @@ one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of s - Token: HsN, mint address HsNsqUzMZvLw2imafejioN18oQ5r1gr65eVB1wRVmeta - Launch address: Gdyb1kNw26gve1VqU3zRxwZJhwJd5nAQ4goKNvAQBv9K - Platform version: v0.7 + + +## Key Facts +- Futardio launch 'one of sick token' targeted $50,000 funding (2026-03-04) +- Launch received only $50 in commitments (0.1% of target) +- Launch closed 2026-03-05 after one day in refund status +- Token: HsN, mint address HsNsqUzMZvLw2imafejioN18oQ5r1gr65eVB1wRVmeta +- Platform version: v0.7