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---
type: entity
entity_type: product
name: "Futardio"
domain: internet-finance
handles: ["@futarddotio"]
website: https://futardio.com
status: active
tracked_by: rio
created: 2026-03-11
last_updated: 2026-03-11
launched: 2025-10-01
parent: "[[metadao]]"
category: "Futarchy-governed token launchpad (Solana)"
stage: growth
key_metrics:
total_launches: "65"
successful_raises: "8 (12.3%)"
total_committed_successful: "$481.2M"
total_raised_targets: "$12.15M"
mechanism: "Unruggable ICO — futarchy-governed launches with treasury return guarantees"
competitors: ["pump.fun (memecoins)", "Doppler (liquidity bootstrapping)"]
built_on: ["Solana", "MetaDAO Autocrat"]
tags: ["launchpad", "ownership-coins", "futarchy", "unruggable-ico", "permissionless-launches"]
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---
# Futardio
## Overview
MetaDAO's token launch platform. Implements "unruggable ICOs" — permissionless launches where investors can force full treasury return through futarchy-governed liquidation if teams materially misrepresent. Replaced the original uncapped pro-rata mechanism that caused massive overbidding (Umbra: $155M committed for $3M raise = 50x; Solomon: $103M committed for $8M = 13x).
## Current State
- **Launches**: 45 total (verified from platform data, March 2026). Many projects show "REFUNDING" status (failed to meet raise targets). Total commits: $17.8M across 1,010 funders.
- **Mechanism**: Unruggable ICO. Projects raise capital, treasury is held onchain, futarchy proposals govern project direction. If community votes for liquidation, treasury returns to token holders.
- **Quality signal**: The platform is permissionless — anyone can launch. Brand separation between Futardio platform and individual project quality is an active design challenge.
- **Key test case**: Ranger Finance liquidation proposal (March 2026) — first major futarchy-governed enforcement action. Liquidation IS the enforcement mechanism — system working as designed.
- **Low relaunch cost**: ~$90 to launch, enabling rapid iteration (MycoRealms launched, failed, relaunched)
## Timeline
- **2025-10** — Futardio launches. Umbra is first launch (~$155M committed, $3M raised — 50x overbidding under old pro-rata)
- **2025-11** — Solomon launch ($103M committed, $8M raised — 13x overbidding)
- **2026-01** — MycoRealms, VaultGuard launches
- **2026-02** — Mechanism updated to unruggable ICO (replacing pro-rata). HuruPay, Epic Finance, ForeverNow launches
- **2026-02/03** — Launch explosion: Rock Game, Turtle Cove, VervePay, Open Music, SeekerVault, SuperClaw, LaunchPet, Seyf, Areal, Etnlio, and dozens more
- **2026-03** — Ranger Finance liquidation proposal — first futarchy-governed enforcement action
- **2026-03-07** — Areal DAO launch: $50K target, raised $11,654 (23.3%), REFUNDING status by 2026-03-08 — first documented failed futarchy-governed fundraise on platform
- **2026-03-04** — [[seekervault]] fundraise launched targeting $75,000, closed next day with only $1,186 (1.6% of target) in refunding status
## Competitive Position
- **Unique mechanism**: Only launch platform with futarchy-governed accountability and treasury return guarantees
- **vs pump.fun**: pump.fun is memecoin launch (zero accountability, pure speculation). Futardio is ownership coin launch (futarchy governance, treasury enforcement). Different categories despite both being "launch platforms."
- **vs Doppler**: Doppler does liquidity bootstrapping pools (Dutch auction price discovery). Different mechanism, no governance layer.
- **Structural advantage**: The futarchy enforcement mechanism is novel — no competitor offers investor protection through market-governed liquidation
- **Structural weakness**: Permissionless launches mean quality varies wildly. Platform reputation tied to worst-case projects despite brand separation efforts.
## Investment Thesis
Futardio is the test of whether futarchy can govern capital formation at scale. If unruggable ICOs produce better investor outcomes than unregulated token launches (pump.fun) while maintaining permissionless access, Futardio creates a new category: accountable permissionless fundraising. The Ranger liquidation is the first live test of the enforcement mechanism.
**Thesis status:** ACTIVE
## Launch Activity Log
All permissionless launches on the Futardio platform. Successfully raised projects graduate to their own entity files. Data sourced from futard.io platform.
| Date | Project | Target | Committed | Status | Entity |
|------|---------|--------|-----------|--------|--------|
| 2025-10-06 | Umbra | $750K | $154.9M | Complete | [[umbra]] |
| 2025-10-14 | Avici | $2M | $34.2M | Complete | [[avici]] |
| 2025-10-18 | Loyal | $500K | $75.9M | Complete | [[loyal]] |
| 2025-10-20 | ZKLSOL | $300K | $14.9M | Complete | [[zklsol]] |
| 2025-10-23 | Paystream | $550K | $6.1M | Complete | [[paystream]] |
| 2025-11-14 | Solomon | $2M | $102.9M | Complete | [[solomon]] |
| 2026-01-01 | MycoRealms | $125K | N/A | Initialized | — |
| 2026-01-01 | VaultGuard | $10 | N/A | Initialized | — |
| 2026-01-06 | Ranger | $6M | $86.4M | Complete | [[ranger-finance]] |
| 2026-02-03 | HuruPay | $3M | $2M | Refunding | — |
| 2026-02-17 | Epic Finance | $50K | $2 | Refunding | — |
| 2026-02-21 | ForeverNow | $50K | $10 | Refunding | — |
| 2026-02-22 | Salmon Wallet | $350K | N/A | Refunding | — |
| 2026-02-25 | Donuts | $500K | N/A | Refunding | — |
| 2026-02-25 | Fancy Cats | $100 | N/A | Refunding | — |
| 2026-02-25 | Rabid Racers | $100 | $100 | Complete (trivial) | — |
| 2026-02-25 | Rock Game | $10 | $272 | Complete (trivial) | — |
| 2026-02-25 | Turtle Cove | $69.4K | $3 | Refunding | — |
| 2026-02-26 | Fitbyte | $500K | $23 | Refunding | — |
| 2026-02-28 | Salmon Wallet (v2) | $375K | N/A | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-02 | Reddit | $50K | N/A | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-03 | Cloak | $300K | $1.5K | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-03 | DigiFrens | $200K | $6.6K | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-03 | Manna Finance | $120K | $205 | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-03 | Milo AI Agent | $250K | $200 | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-03 | MycoRealms (v2) | $200K | $158K | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-03 | Open Music | $250K | $27.5K | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-03 | Salmon Wallet (v3) | $375K | $97.5K | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-03 | The Meme is Real | $55K | N/A | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-03 | Versus | $500K | $5.3K | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-03 | VervePay | $200K | $100 | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-03 | Superclaw | $50K | $5.95M | Complete | [[superclaw]] |
| 2026-03-04 | Futara | $50K | N/A | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-04 | Futarchy Arena | $50K | $934 | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-04 | iRich | $100K | $255 | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-04 | Island | $50K | $250 | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-04 | LososDAO | $50K | $1 | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-04 | Money for Steak | $50K | N/A | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-04 | One of Sick Token | $50K | $50 | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-04 | PLI Crêperie | $350K | N/A | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-04 | Proph3t | $50K | N/A | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-04 | SeekerVault | $75K | $1.2K | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-04 | Send Arcade | $288K | $114.9K | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-04 | SizeMatters | $75K | $5K | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-04 | Test | $100K | $9 | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-04 | Xorrabet | $410K | N/A | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-05 | Areal Finance | $50K | $1.4K | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-05 | BitFutard | $100K | $100 | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-05 | BlockRock | $500K | $100 | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-05 | Futardio Boat | $150K | N/A | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-05 | Git3 | $100K | $28.3K | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-05 | Insert Coin Labs | $50K | $2.5K | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-05 | LaunchPet | $60K | $2.1K | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-05 | Ludex AI | $500K | N/A | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-05 | Phonon Studio AI | $88.9K | N/A | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-05 | RunbookAI | $350K | $3.6K | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-05 | Seyf | $300K | $200 | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-05 | Torch Market | $75K | N/A | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-05 | Tridash | $50K | $1.7K | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-05 | You Get Nothing | $69.1K | N/A | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-06 | LobsterFutarchy | $500K | $1.2K | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-07 | Areal (v2) | $50K | $11.7K | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-07 | NexID | $50K | N/A | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-08 | Seeker Vault (v2) | $50K | $2.1K | Refunding | — |
| 2026-03-09 | Etnlio | $500K | $96 | Refunding | — |
**Summary (as of 2026-03-11):**
- Total launches: 65
- Successfully raised: 8 (12.3%)
- Refunding/failed: 53
- Initialized: 2
- Trivial/test: 2
- Total capital committed (successful): ~$481.2M
- Total capital raised (targets met): ~$12.15M
## Relationship to KB
- [[MetaDAO is the futarchy launchpad on Solana where projects raise capital through unruggable ICOs governed by conditional markets creating the first platform for ownership coins at scale]] — parent claim
- [[futarchy-governed liquidation is the enforcement mechanism that makes unruggable ICOs credible because investors can force full treasury return when teams materially misrepresent]] — enforcement mechanism
- [[futarchy-governed permissionless launches require brand separation to manage reputational liability because failed projects on a curated platform damage the platforms credibility]] — active design challenge
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Relevant Entities:
- [[metadao]] — parent protocol
- [[solomon]] — notable launch
- [[omnipair]] — ecosystem infrastructure
Topics:
- [[internet finance and decision markets]]
- 2026-03-04: Futardio launched 'One of Sick Token' with $50 committed, noted for placeholder text and lack of substantive project information.

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type: entity
entity_type: decision_market
name: "Futardio: one of sick token"
domain: internet-finance
status: failed
parent_entity: "[[futardio]]"
platform: "futardio"
proposal_url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/Gdyb1kNw26gve1VqU3zRxwZJhwJd5nAQ4goKNvAQBv9K"
proposal_date: 2026-03-04
resolution_date: 2026-03-05
category: "fundraise"
summary: "Failed Futardio launch that raised only $50 of $50,000 target before entering refund status"
key_metrics:
funding_target: "$50,000"
total_committed: "$50"
commitment_ratio: "0.001"
duration_days: 1
token_symbol: "HsN"
tracked_by: rio
created: 2026-03-11
---
# Futardio: one of sick token
## Summary
A Futardio token launch that targeted $50,000 in funding but received only $50 in commitments before closing and entering refund status after one day. The project description consisted of repetitive placeholder text and linked to Twitter searches rather than actual project accounts.
## Market Data
- **Outcome:** Failed (refunding)
- **Funding Target:** $50,000
- **Total Committed:** $50 (0.1% of target)
- **Launch Date:** 2026-03-04
- **Close Date:** 2026-03-05
- **Token:** HsN (mint: HsNsqUzMZvLw2imafejioN18oQ5r1gr65eVB1wRVmeta)
- **Platform Version:** v0.7
## Significance
Represents a data point in Futardio launch outcomes showing the platform's refund mechanism functioning as designed when projects fail to attract meaningful capital commitment. The project's placeholder content and lack of substantive information demonstrates the permissionless nature of the platform while the minimal commitment shows market filtering of low-quality launches.
## Relationship to KB
- [[futardio]] - failed launch on platform
- [[MetaDAO is the futarchy launchpad on Solana where projects raise capital through unruggable ICOs governed by conditional markets creating the first platform for ownership coins at scale]] - demonstrates refund mechanism

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type: source
title: "Futardio: one of sick token fundraise goes live"
author: "futard.io"
url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/Gdyb1kNw26gve1VqU3zRxwZJhwJd5nAQ4goKNvAQBv9K"
date: 2026-03-04
domain: internet-finance
format: data
status: processed
tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana]
event_type: launch
processed_by: rio
processed_date: 2026-03-11
extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
extraction_notes: "This source is a single failed token launch data point with no substantive description, team information, or analysis. The project description is repetitive placeholder text ('one of sick token' repeated 19 times). The 'links' point to Twitter searches, not actual project accounts. This represents a failed launch event but contains no evidence supporting new claims about futarchy, MetaDAO platform dynamics, launch success factors, or internet finance mechanisms. It's a data point for potential aggregate analysis (e.g., if we were tracking MetaDAO launch success rates) but alone provides no arguable insight. The existing claim 'MetaDAO is the futarchy launchpad on Solana' already establishes the platform's existence; this single failure neither confirms nor challenges any existing claims about platform efficacy, user behavior, or market dynamics. Preserved as archival fact in case future aggregate analysis of launch patterns becomes relevant."
processed_by: rio
processed_date: 2026-03-11
extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
extraction_notes: "Single failed launch data point with no substantive project information. Project description was repetitive placeholder text ('one of sick token' repeated 19 times) and links pointed to Twitter searches rather than actual accounts. Represents a data point for Futardio's refund mechanism functioning as designed but contains no evidence supporting new claims about platform dynamics, launch success factors, or futarchy mechanisms. Created minimal decision_market entity to track the event and updated Futardio parent entity timeline. No extractable claims - this is purely factual event data showing market filtering of low-quality launches."
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## Launch Details
- Project: one of sick token
- Description: this coin is one of sick token
- Funding target: $50,000.00
- Total committed: $50.00
- Status: Refunding
- Launch date: 2026-03-04
- URL: https://www.futard.io/launch/Gdyb1kNw26gve1VqU3zRxwZJhwJd5nAQ4goKNvAQBv9K
## Team / Description
one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token
## Links
- Website: https://x.com/search?q=meta%20is%20one%20of%20sick%20token&src=typed_query&f=live
- Twitter: https://x.com/search?q=meta%20is%20one%20of%20sick%20token&src=typed_query&f=live
## Raw Data
- Launch address: `Gdyb1kNw26gve1VqU3zRxwZJhwJd5nAQ4goKNvAQBv9K`
- Token: HsN (HsN)
- Token mint: `HsNsqUzMZvLw2imafejioN18oQ5r1gr65eVB1wRVmeta`
- Version: v0.7
- Closed: 2026-03-05
## Key Facts
- Futardio launch 'one of sick token' targeted $50,000 funding (2026-03-04)
- Launch received only $50 in commitments before entering refund status
- Launch closed 2026-03-05 after one day
- Token: HsN, mint address HsNsqUzMZvLw2imafejioN18oQ5r1gr65eVB1wRVmeta
- Launch address: Gdyb1kNw26gve1VqU3zRxwZJhwJd5nAQ4goKNvAQBv9K
- Platform version: v0.7
## Key Facts
- Futardio launch 'one of sick token' targeted $50,000 funding (2026-03-04)
- Launch received only $50 in commitments (0.1% of target)
- Launch closed 2026-03-05 after one day in refund status
- Token: HsN, mint address HsNsqUzMZvLw2imafejioN18oQ5r1gr65eVB1wRVmeta
- Platform version: v0.7

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# Futardio Launch: One of Sick Token
This file contains archival data related to the launch of the 'One of Sick Token' by Futardio.