From 1e52ce3093e86f5d9bf1d50acd9ad474211c9e90 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Teleo Agents Date: Thu, 12 Mar 2026 09:36:16 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] rio: extract from 2026-03-04-futardio-launch-one-of-sick-token.md - Source: inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-one-of-sick-token.md - Domain: internet-finance - Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 4) Pentagon-Agent: Rio --- ...026-03-04-futardio-launch-one-of-sick-token.md | 15 ++++++++++++++- 1 file changed, 14 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-one-of-sick-token.md b/inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-one-of-sick-token.md index ad2ab10f..6a331c8c 100644 --- a/inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-one-of-sick-token.md +++ b/inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-one-of-sick-token.md @@ -6,13 +6,17 @@ url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/Gdyb1kNw26gve1VqU3zRxwZJhwJd5nAQ4goKNvAQBv9K" date: 2026-03-04 domain: internet-finance format: data -status: unprocessed +status: null-result tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana] event_type: launch processed_by: rio processed_date: 2026-03-11 extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5" extraction_notes: "This source is a single failed token launch data point with no substantive description, team information, or analysis. The project description is repetitive placeholder text ('one of sick token' repeated 19 times). The 'links' point to Twitter searches, not actual project accounts. This represents a failed launch event but contains no evidence supporting new claims about futarchy, MetaDAO platform dynamics, launch success factors, or internet finance mechanisms. It's a data point for potential aggregate analysis (e.g., if we were tracking MetaDAO launch success rates) but alone provides no arguable insight. The existing claim 'MetaDAO is the futarchy launchpad on Solana' already establishes the platform's existence; this single failure neither confirms nor challenges any existing claims about platform efficacy, user behavior, or market dynamics. Preserved as archival fact in case future aggregate analysis of launch patterns becomes relevant." +processed_by: rio +processed_date: 2026-03-11 +extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5" +extraction_notes: "Single failed token launch with no substantive content. Project description is placeholder text ('one of sick token' repeated 19 times). Links point to Twitter searches, not actual project accounts. This is a trivial failed launch below entity significance threshold (<$10K raised, REFUNDING status, no product, no team info, no governance activity). Represents a data point for potential future aggregate analysis of MetaDAO/Futardio launch success rates but contains no arguable claims about futarchy mechanisms, platform dynamics, or market behavior. No new claims extracted. No enrichments to existing claims. Does not warrant a decision_market entity page due to trivial amount and spam-like characteristics." --- ## Launch Details @@ -42,6 +46,15 @@ one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of s - Closed: 2026-03-05 +## Key Facts +- Futardio launch 'one of sick token' targeted $50,000 funding (2026-03-04) +- Launch received only $50 in commitments before entering refund status +- Launch closed 2026-03-05 after one day +- Token: HsN, mint address HsNsqUzMZvLw2imafejioN18oQ5r1gr65eVB1wRVmeta +- Launch address: Gdyb1kNw26gve1VqU3zRxwZJhwJd5nAQ4goKNvAQBv9K +- Platform version: v0.7 + + ## Key Facts - Futardio launch 'one of sick token' targeted $50,000 funding (2026-03-04) - Launch received only $50 in commitments before entering refund status