rio: extract from 2026-03-04-futardio-launch-pli-crperie-ambulante.md

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- Domain: internet-finance
- Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 5)

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entities/internet-finance/futardio.md

@@ -46,6 +46,7 @@ MetaDAO's token launch platform. Implements "unruggable ICOs" — permissionless
 
 - **2026-03-07** — Areal DAO launch: $50K target, raised $11,654 (23.3%), REFUNDING status by 2026-03-08 — first documented failed futarchy-governed fundraise on platform
 - **2026-03-04** — [[seekervault]] fundraise launched targeting $75,000, closed next day with only $1,186 (1.6% of target) in refunding status
+- **2026-03-04** — [[pli-creperie-ambulante-futardio-fundraise]] failed: Swiss crêperie food truck targeting $350K reached Refunding status within one day, first documented consumer food business futarchy raise
 ## Competitive Position
 - **Unique mechanism**: Only launch platform with futarchy-governed accountability and treasury return guarantees
 - **vs pump.fun**: pump.fun is memecoin launch (zero accountability, pure speculation). Futardio is ownership coin launch (futarchy governance, treasury enforcement). Different categories despite both being "launch platforms."

entities/internet-finance/pli-creperie-ambulante-futardio-fundraise.md

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+---
+type: entity
+entity_type: decision_market
+name: "Pli Crêperie Ambulante: Futardio Fundraise"
+domain: internet-finance
+status: failed
+parent_entity: "[[futardio]]"
+platform: "futardio"
+proposer: "Anonymous (Solutions Architect, Zürich)"
+proposal_url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa"
+proposal_date: 2026-03-04
+resolution_date: 2026-03-05
+category: "fundraise"
+summary: "Swiss crêperie food truck attempting $350K raise through futarchy, reached Refunding status within one day"
+key_metrics:
+  target_raise: "$350,000 USD"
+  duration: "1 day"
+  outcome: "Refunding"
+  token_symbol: "8Xq"
+  token_mint: "8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta"
+  launch_address: "GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa"
+tracked_by: rio
+created: 2026-03-11
+---
+
+# Pli Crêperie Ambulante: Futardio Fundraise
+
+## Summary
+First documented consumer food business futarchy raise. Pli sought $350K to fund a Swiss crêperie food truck operation (60k CHF truck, 8k equipment, 90k/year founder living, 24k/year ingredients) with three-phase roadmap: food truck → restaurant → franchise. Founder explicitly rejected crypto-native framing, positioning futarchy purely as capital formation alternative to traditional fundraising. Reached Refunding status within one day.
+
+## Market Data
+- **Outcome:** Failed (Refunding)
+- **Proposer:** Anonymous Solutions Architect, Zürich-based, not trained chef
+- **Target:** $350,000 USD (~219k CHF Phase 1 budget)
+- **Duration:** 2026-03-04 to 2026-03-05 (1 day)
+- **Token:** 8Xq (mint: 8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta)
+
+## Significance
+Provides critical data point on futarchy applicability boundaries. Immediate failure (one-day duration) suggests market rejection of traditional physical consumer businesses lacking crypto-native value proposition. Contrasts with Myco Realms successful $125K mushroom farm raise, which positioned within regenerative agriculture narratives. Demonstrates reputational risk of permissionless launches: failed conventional business now part of futard.io platform history.
+
+## Business Model
+**Phase 1 (months 1-12):** Food truck operating 2-3 market days/week in Zürich (Bürkliplatz, Helvetiaplatz, Rosenhof), targeting break-even on variable costs by month 6, expanding to 4-5 days/week by month 12.
+
+**Phase 2 (year 2):** Permanent crêperie-cidrerie in Zürich, 30-40 seats, open kitchen format.
+
+**Phase 3 (year 3+):** Franchise model targeting Basel, Bern, Geneva, Lausanne, then beyond Switzerland.
+
+**Market context:** Zürich 430k+ residents, no dedicated crêperie food truck currently operating, average crêpe price point 8-14 CHF.
+
+## Relationship to KB
+- [[futardio]] - failed fundraise on platform
+- [[myco-realms-demonstrates-futarchy-governed-physical-infrastructure-through-125k-mushroom-farm-raise-with-market-controlled-capex-deployment.md]] - contrasting successful physical infrastructure raise
+- [[futarchy-governed-permissionless-launches-require-brand-separation-to-manage-reputational-liability-because-failed-projects-on-a-curated-platform-damage-the-platforms-credibility.md]] - reputational risk example
+- [[pli-creperie-futarchy-raise-failed-in-one-day-demonstrating-market-rejection-of-non-crypto-native-consumer-food-business.md]] - analysis claim

inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-pli-crperie-ambulante.md

@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa"
 date: 2026-03-04
 domain: internet-finance
 format: data
-status: unprocessed
+status: processed
 tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana]
 event_type: launch
 processed_by: rio
@@ -14,6 +14,11 @@ processed_date: 2026-03-11
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 extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
 extraction_notes: "First documented consumer food business futarchy raise. Failed within one day, providing critical data point on futarchy applicability to traditional physical businesses. Enriches existing claims on MetaDAO platform usage, reputational risk of permissionless launches, and comparison to Myco Realms physical infrastructure raise. Founder explicitly rejected crypto-native framing, positioning futarchy purely as capital formation alternative to traditional fundraising."
+processed_by: rio
+processed_date: 2026-03-11
+enrichments_applied: ["futarchy-governed-permissionless-launches-require-brand-separation-to-manage-reputational-liability-because-failed-projects-on-a-curated-platform-damage-the-platforms-credibility.md", "myco-realms-demonstrates-futarchy-governed-physical-infrastructure-through-125k-mushroom-farm-raise-with-market-controlled-capex-deployment.md", "MetaDAO is the futarchy launchpad on Solana where projects raise capital through unruggable ICOs governed by conditional markets creating the first platform for ownership coins at scale.md"]
+extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
+extraction_notes: "First documented consumer food business futarchy raise. Failed within one day, providing critical data point on futarchy applicability to traditional physical businesses. Founder explicitly rejected crypto-native framing, positioning futarchy purely as capital formation alternative. Contrasts instructively with Myco Realms successful physical infrastructure raise which embraced regenerative agriculture narratives. Created decision_market entity for the failed raise and enriched three existing claims on platform usage, reputational risk, and physical infrastructure comparison."
 ---
 
 ## Launch Details
@@ -130,3 +135,13 @@ If that's you, welcome. Let's make crêpes.
 - Market context: Zürich 430k+ residents, no dedicated crêperie food truck currently operating
 - Token: 8Xq, mint address 8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta
 - Launch address: GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa
+
+
+## Key Facts
+- Pli Crêperie Ambulante launched 2026-03-04, closed 2026-03-05 (one day duration)
+- Target raise: $350,000 USD (~219k CHF Phase 1 budget)
+- Budget: 60k CHF truck, 8k equipment, 6k/year permits, 24k/year ingredients, 90k/year founder living, 15k buffer
+- Token: 8Xq, mint 8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta
+- Launch address: GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa
+- Founder: Solutions Architect in tech, Zürich-based, not trained chef
+- Market: Zürich 430k+ residents, no dedicated crêperie food truck currently operating