From 27bd11091de1325181964f6026a1e2b299539974 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Teleo Agents Date: Thu, 12 Mar 2026 14:36:20 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] rio: extract from 2026-03-03-futardio-launch-the-meme-is-real.md - Source: inbox/archive/2026-03-03-futardio-launch-the-meme-is-real.md - Domain: internet-finance - Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 2) Pentagon-Agent: Rio --- entities/internet-finance/the-meme-is-real.md | 40 +++++++++++++++++++ ...-03-03-futardio-launch-the-meme-is-real.md | 14 ++++++- 2 files changed, 53 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) create mode 100644 entities/internet-finance/the-meme-is-real.md diff --git a/entities/internet-finance/the-meme-is-real.md b/entities/internet-finance/the-meme-is-real.md new file mode 100644 index 00000000..8d3e635c --- /dev/null +++ b/entities/internet-finance/the-meme-is-real.md @@ -0,0 +1,40 @@ +--- +type: entity +entity_type: decision_market +name: "The Meme Is Real" +domain: internet-finance +status: failed +parent_entity: "[[futardio]]" +platform: "futardio" +proposer: "unknown" +proposal_url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/9VHgNjV7Lg7t6o6QqSa3Jjj1TNXftxGHnLMQFtcqpK5J" +proposal_date: 2026-03-03 +resolution_date: 2026-03-03 +category: "fundraise" +summary: "Test fundraise on Futardio platform that immediately went to refunding status" +key_metrics: + raise_target: "$55,000" + token_symbol: "5VV" + token_mint: "5VVU7cm5krwecBNE3WJautt6Arm2DfTuAH2iVBM9meta" + platform_version: "v0.7" +tracked_by: rio +created: 2026-03-11 +--- + +# The Meme Is Real + +## Summary +A test fundraise launched on Futardio on March 3, 2026 with a $55,000 target. The project description ("Testing For The Boss") and immediate refunding status indicate this was either a platform test or a failed launch attempt. The project claimed affiliation with spree.co but provided minimal substantive information. + +## Market Data +- **Outcome:** Refunded (same day as launch) +- **Raise Target:** $55,000 +- **Total Committed:** Not disclosed +- **Token:** 5VV +- **Platform Version:** v0.7 + +## Significance +This entity does not meet the significance threshold for detailed tracking. It appears to be either a platform test or a trivial launch that failed immediately. Included for completeness of Futardio launch history but represents no meaningful governance or mechanism insight. + +## Relationship to KB +- [[futardio]] - launch platform diff --git a/inbox/archive/2026-03-03-futardio-launch-the-meme-is-real.md b/inbox/archive/2026-03-03-futardio-launch-the-meme-is-real.md index 224eddad..7119e158 100644 --- a/inbox/archive/2026-03-03-futardio-launch-the-meme-is-real.md +++ b/inbox/archive/2026-03-03-futardio-launch-the-meme-is-real.md @@ -6,9 +6,13 @@ url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/9VHgNjV7Lg7t6o6QqSa3Jjj1TNXftxGHnLMQFtcqpK5J" date: 2026-03-03 domain: internet-finance format: data -status: unprocessed +status: processed tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana] event_type: launch +processed_by: rio +processed_date: 2026-03-11 +extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5" +extraction_notes: "Trivial launch that does not meet significance threshold - appears to be test or immediate failure. Created minimal entity for Futardio timeline completeness only. No extractable claims or enrichments. Description 'Testing For The Boss' and same-day refunding indicate this was not a serious fundraise attempt." --- ## Launch Details @@ -36,3 +40,11 @@ The boss man says he needs this, so who am I to deny what genius should have or - Token mint: `5VVU7cm5krwecBNE3WJautt6Arm2DfTuAH2iVBM9meta` - Version: v0.7 - Closed: 2026-03-03 + + +## Key Facts +- The Meme Is Real launched on Futardio 2026-03-03 with $55K target +- Launch went to REFUNDING status same day +- Token symbol 5VV, mint address 5VVU7cm5krwecBNE3WJautt6Arm2DfTuAH2iVBM9meta +- Platform version v0.7 +- Associated URLs: spree.co, twitter.com/spree