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- Source: inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-money-for-steak.md
- Domain: internet-finance
- Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 4)

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@ -44,6 +44,7 @@ MetaDAO's token launch platform. Implements "unruggable ICOs" — permissionless
- **2026-02/03** — Launch explosion: Rock Game, Turtle Cove, VervePay, Open Music, SeekerVault, SuperClaw, LaunchPet, Seyf, Areal, Etnlio, and dozens more
- **2026-03** — Ranger Finance liquidation proposal — first futarchy-governed enforcement action
- **2026-03-04** — MONEY FOR STEAK launch failed with REFUNDING status same day, $50K target, zero market interest. Satirical roadmap (buy steak, answer 'when CEX?' vaguely, DAO vote on steak doneness) demonstrates platform activity but no mechanism innovation.
## Competitive Position
- **Unique mechanism**: Only launch platform with futarchy-governed accountability and treasury return guarantees
- **vs pump.fun**: pump.fun is memecoin launch (zero accountability, pure speculation). Futardio is ownership coin launch (futarchy governance, treasury enforcement). Different categories despite both being "launch platforms."

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@ -6,13 +6,17 @@ url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/ay6ZwDSGWma5AW9mnM69M8BbT9LNMimjbi7o4Uj4iVW"
date: 2026-03-04
domain: internet-finance
format: data
status: unprocessed
status: enrichment
tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana]
event_type: launch
processed_by: rio
processed_date: 2026-03-11
extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
extraction_notes: "This source is a failed meme token launch on futard.io with no substantive claims about futarchy, governance mechanisms, or internet finance. The 'roadmap' is satirical (buy steak, answer 'when CEX?' vaguely, DAO vote on steak doneness). The launch refunded, indicating zero market interest. No evidence of mechanism innovation, adoption data, or governance insights. This is a data point showing futard.io platform activity but contains no arguable propositions about how futarchy works, its adoption barriers, or capital formation dynamics. All existing claims about MetaDAO/futarchy mechanisms remain unaffected by this launch. Preserving as archive record of platform activity but extracting nothing."
processed_by: rio
processed_date: 2026-03-11
extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
extraction_notes: "Failed meme token launch with satirical roadmap. No substantive claims about futarchy mechanisms, governance innovation, or capital formation dynamics. Contains no evidence relevant to existing MetaDAO/futarchy claims. Preserving as platform activity data point only. The launch's immediate failure (REFUNDING status same day) and zero market interest indicate this was either a test or spam launch with no real participation. Updated futardio.md entity timeline to reflect platform activity but extracted no claims."
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## Launch Details
@ -71,3 +75,10 @@ Phase 4 - "The Vision" (Never)
- Status: Refunding (launch failed)
- Token: 7CM
- Launch closed same day: 2026-03-04
## Key Facts
- MONEY FOR STEAK launched on futard.io 2026-03-04 with $50K target
- Launch status: REFUNDING (failed same day)
- Token: 7CM (mint: 7CMvEYG8FYyS3TYt6dWEj9CH5zmwLqL5CnPTeUREmeta)
- Satirical roadmap included: buy steak, create Telegram, write 2-page whitepaper, DAO vote on steak doneness