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- **2026-03-07** — Areal DAO launch: $50K target, raised $11,654 (23.3%), REFUNDING status by 2026-03-08 — first documented failed futarchy-governed fundraise on platform
- **2026-03-04** — [[seekervault]] fundraise launched targeting $75,000, closed next day with only $1,186 (1.6% of target) in refunding status
- **2026-03-04** — [[pli-creperie-ambulante]] launched targeting $350K for traditional food truck business, failed within one day (first documented consumer food business futarchy raise)
## Competitive Position
- **Unique mechanism**: Only launch platform with futarchy-governed accountability and treasury return guarantees
- **vs pump.fun**: pump.fun is memecoin launch (zero accountability, pure speculation). Futardio is ownership coin launch (futarchy governance, treasury enforcement). Different categories despite both being "launch platforms."

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---
type: entity
entity_type: company
name: "Pli — Crêperie Ambulante"
domain: internet-finance
status: failed
founded: 2026
headquarters: "Zürich, Switzerland"
founders: ["Anonymous Solutions Architect"]
website: "https://test.com"
platform: "futardio"
key_metrics:
raise_target: "$350,000"
raise_outcome: "Refunding"
launch_duration: "1 day"
token_symbol: "8Xq"
token_mint: "8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta"
tracked_by: rio
created: 2026-03-11
---
# Pli — Crêperie Ambulante
Traditional food truck business that attempted futarchy-based fundraising on futard.io, representing the first documented consumer food business to use futarchy governance for capital formation. The founder, a Solutions Architect based in Zürich, explicitly rejected crypto-native framing and positioned futarchy purely as an alternative to traditional fundraising.
The business plan targeted a three-phase expansion: food truck validation (months 1-12), permanent restaurant (year 2), and franchise model (year 3+). The $350K raise was structured to cover a 60K CHF truck, equipment, permits, ingredients, and 90K CHF/year founder living expenses.
The launch failed within one day, providing critical evidence on futarchy applicability boundaries for non-crypto-native businesses.
## Timeline
- **2026-03-04** — Launched futarchy raise on futard.io targeting $350,000 for crêperie food truck in Zürich
- **2026-03-05** — Launch reached "Refunding" status, failing within one day
## Relationship to KB
- [[MetaDAO is the futarchy launchpad on Solana where projects raise capital through unruggable ICOs governed by conditional markets creating the first platform for ownership coins at scale]] — platform used
- [[pli-creperie-futarchy-raise-failed-in-one-day-demonstrating-market-rejection-of-non-crypto-native-consumer-businesses]] — significance of failure
- [[myco-realms-demonstrates-futarchy-governed-physical-infrastructure-through-125k-mushroom-farm-raise-with-market-controlled-capex-deployment]] — contrasting successful physical infrastructure raise

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date: 2026-03-04
domain: internet-finance
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tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana]
event_type: launch
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## Launch Details
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- Market context: Zürich 430k+ residents, no dedicated crêperie food truck currently operating
- Token: 8Xq, mint address 8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta
- Launch address: GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa
## Key Facts
- Pli Crêperie Ambulante launched 2026-03-04, closed 2026-03-05 (one-day duration)
- Raise target: $350,000 (~219K CHF Phase 1 budget)
- Budget breakdown: 60K CHF truck, 8K equipment, 6K/year permits, 24K/year ingredients, 90K/year founder living, 15K buffer
- Founder: Solutions Architect in tech, based in Zürich, not trained chef
- Market context: Zürich 430K+ residents, no dedicated crêperie food truck currently operating
- Token: 8Xq, mint 8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta
- Launch address: GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa