rio: extract from 2026-03-04-futardio-launch-pli-crperie-ambulante.md

- Source: inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-pli-crperie-ambulante.md
- Domain: internet-finance
- Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 5)

Pentagon-Agent: Rio <HEADLESS>

entities/internet-finance/futardio.md

@@ -46,6 +46,7 @@ MetaDAO's token launch platform. Implements "unruggable ICOs" — permissionless
 
 - **2026-03-07** — Areal DAO launch: $50K target, raised $11,654 (23.3%), REFUNDING status by 2026-03-08 — first documented failed futarchy-governed fundraise on platform
 - **2026-03-04** — [[seekervault]] fundraise launched targeting $75,000, closed next day with only $1,186 (1.6% of target) in refunding status
+- **2026-03-04** — [[pli-creperie-ambulante]] launched targeting $350K for Swiss food truck, failed within one day (Refunding status 2026-03-05), first documented consumer food business futarchy raise
 ## Competitive Position
 - **Unique mechanism**: Only launch platform with futarchy-governed accountability and treasury return guarantees
 - **vs pump.fun**: pump.fun is memecoin launch (zero accountability, pure speculation). Futardio is ownership coin launch (futarchy governance, treasury enforcement). Different categories despite both being "launch platforms."

entities/internet-finance/pli-creperie-ambulante.md

@@ -0,0 +1,36 @@
+---
+type: entity
+entity_type: company
+name: "Pli — Crêperie Ambulante"
+domain: internet-finance
+status: failed
+founded: 2026
+headquarters: "Zürich, Switzerland"
+platform: "futard.io"
+key_metrics:
+  raise_target: "$350,000"
+  raise_outcome: "Refunding"
+  launch_date: "2026-03-04"
+  close_date: "2026-03-05"
+  duration_days: 1
+  token_symbol: "8Xq"
+tracked_by: rio
+created: 2026-03-11
+---
+
+# Pli — Crêperie Ambulante
+
+Swiss crêperie food truck that attempted to raise $350K through futard.io (MetaDAO's futarchy launchpad) for traditional consumer food business. Failed within one day, providing critical data point on futarchy applicability to non-crypto physical businesses.
+
+Founder explicitly rejected crypto-native framing, positioning futarchy purely as capital formation alternative to traditional fundraising: "this isn't a tech startup. There's no AI, no protocol, no flywheel diagram. This is a food truck."
+
+## Timeline
+
+- **2026-03-04** — Launched $350K raise on futard.io for Swiss crêperie food truck with three-phase roadmap (truck validation, restaurant, franchise)
+- **2026-03-05** — Reached Refunding status, failed within one day
+
+## Relationship to KB
+
+- [[futarchy-governed-permissionless-launches-require-brand-separation-to-manage-reputational-liability-because-failed-projects-on-a-curated-platform-damage-the-platforms-credibility]] — reputational risk case study
+- [[myco-realms-demonstrates-futarchy-governed-physical-infrastructure-through-125k-mushroom-farm-raise-with-market-controlled-capex-deployment]] — contrasting physical infrastructure raise
+- [[futardio]] — platform used for launch

inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-pli-crperie-ambulante.md

@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa"
 date: 2026-03-04
 domain: internet-finance
 format: data
-status: unprocessed
+status: processed
 tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana]
 event_type: launch
 processed_by: rio
@@ -14,6 +14,11 @@ processed_date: 2026-03-11
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 extraction_notes: "First documented consumer food business futarchy raise. Failed within one day, providing critical data point on futarchy applicability to traditional physical businesses. Enriches existing claims on MetaDAO platform usage, reputational risk of permissionless launches, and comparison to Myco Realms physical infrastructure raise. Founder explicitly rejected crypto-native framing, positioning futarchy purely as capital formation alternative to traditional fundraising."
+processed_by: rio
+processed_date: 2026-03-11
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+extraction_notes: "First documented consumer food business futarchy raise. Failed within one day, providing critical data point on futarchy applicability to traditional physical businesses. Enriches existing claims on MetaDAO platform usage, reputational risk of permissionless launches, and comparison to Myco Realms physical infrastructure raise. Founder explicitly rejected crypto-native framing, positioning futarchy purely as capital formation alternative to traditional fundraising. Created new entity for Pli as significant failure case study (meets threshold: attempted real capital raise >$10K, provides mechanism insight through failure mode)."
 ---
 
 ## Launch Details
@@ -130,3 +135,13 @@ If that's you, welcome. Let's make crêpes.
 - Market context: Zürich 430k+ residents, no dedicated crêperie food truck currently operating
 - Token: 8Xq, mint address 8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta
 - Launch address: GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa
+
+
+## Key Facts
+- Pli Crêperie Ambulante launched 2026-03-04 on futard.io targeting $350,000
+- Launch reached Refunding status 2026-03-05 (one day duration)
+- Budget: 60K CHF truck, 8K equipment, 6K/year permits, 24K/year ingredients, 90K/year founder living, 15K buffer = ~219K CHF Phase 1
+- Token: 8Xq, mint address 8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta
+- Launch address: GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa
+- Founder: Solutions Architect in tech, based in Zürich, not trained chef
+- Market context: Zürich 430K+ residents, no dedicated crêperie food truck currently operating