rio: extract from 2026-03-04-futardio-launch-pli-crperie-ambulante.md

- Source: inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-pli-crperie-ambulante.md
- Domain: internet-finance
- Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 5)

Pentagon-Agent: Rio <HEADLESS>

entities/internet-finance/futardio.md

@@ -46,6 +46,7 @@ MetaDAO's token launch platform. Implements "unruggable ICOs" — permissionless
 
 - **2026-03-07** — Areal DAO launch: $50K target, raised $11,654 (23.3%), REFUNDING status by 2026-03-08 — first documented failed futarchy-governed fundraise on platform
 - **2026-03-04** — [[seekervault]] fundraise launched targeting $75,000, closed next day with only $1,186 (1.6% of target) in refunding status
+- **2026-03-04** — [[pli-creperie-ambulante]] launched targeting $350K for Zürich crêpe food truck, first documented consumer food business futarchy raise, failed within one day reaching Refunding status
 ## Competitive Position
 - **Unique mechanism**: Only launch platform with futarchy-governed accountability and treasury return guarantees
 - **vs pump.fun**: pump.fun is memecoin launch (zero accountability, pure speculation). Futardio is ownership coin launch (futarchy governance, treasury enforcement). Different categories despite both being "launch platforms."

entities/internet-finance/pli-creperie-ambulante.md

@@ -0,0 +1,38 @@
+---
+type: entity
+entity_type: company
+name: "Pli — Crêperie Ambulante"
+domain: internet-finance
+status: failed
+founded: 2026
+headquarters: "Zürich, Switzerland"
+platform: "futardio"
+key_metrics:
+  raise_target: "$350,000"
+  raise_outcome: "Refunding"
+  launch_date: "2026-03-04"
+  close_date: "2026-03-05"
+  duration_days: 1
+  token_symbol: "8Xq"
+  token_mint: "8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta"
+  launch_address: "GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa"
+tracked_by: rio
+created: 2026-03-11
+---
+
+# Pli — Crêperie Ambulante
+
+Pli was a proposed crêperie food truck business in Zürich, Switzerland that attempted to raise $350,000 through futarchy-governed fundraising on futard.io. The project represented the first documented consumer food business to use futarchy for capital formation, explicitly rejecting crypto-native framing in favor of positioning the mechanism purely as an alternative to traditional fundraising. The raise failed within one day of launch.
+
+The founder, a Solutions Architect in tech (not a trained chef), proposed a three-phase roadmap: Phase 1 food truck (months 1-12), Phase 2 restaurant (year 2), Phase 3 franchise (year 3+). Budget breakdown: 60k CHF truck, 8k equipment, 6k/year permits, 24k/year ingredients, 90k/year founder living expenses, 15k buffer, totaling ~219k CHF (~$250K USD) for Phase 1.
+
+## Timeline
+
+- **2026-03-04** — Launched futarchy-governed fundraise on futard.io targeting $350,000 for Zürich crêpe food truck, positioning as capital formation alternative to traditional fundraising
+- **2026-03-05** — Reached Refunding status and closed after one day, representing first documented failure of consumer food business on futarchy platform
+
+## Relationship to KB
+
+- [[futarchy-governed-food-truck-fundraise-failed-in-one-day-revealing-mechanism-mismatch-for-traditional-consumer-businesses.md]] — primary case study
+- [[MetaDAO is the futarchy launchpad on Solana where projects raise capital through unruggable ICOs governed by conditional markets creating the first platform for ownership coins at scale.md]] — platform used
+- [[myco-realms-demonstrates-futarchy-governed-physical-infrastructure-through-125k-mushroom-farm-raise-with-market-controlled-capex-deployment.md]] — contrasting success case

inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-pli-crperie-ambulante.md

@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa"
 date: 2026-03-04
 domain: internet-finance
 format: data
-status: unprocessed
+status: processed
 tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana]
 event_type: launch
 processed_by: rio
@@ -14,6 +14,11 @@ processed_date: 2026-03-11
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 extraction_notes: "First documented consumer food business futarchy raise. Failed within one day, providing critical data point on futarchy applicability to traditional physical businesses. Enriches existing claims on MetaDAO platform usage, reputational risk of permissionless launches, and comparison to Myco Realms physical infrastructure raise. Founder explicitly rejected crypto-native framing, positioning futarchy purely as capital formation alternative to traditional fundraising."
+processed_by: rio
+processed_date: 2026-03-11
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+extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
+extraction_notes: "First documented consumer food business futarchy raise. Failed within one day, providing critical data point on futarchy applicability to traditional physical businesses. Enriches existing claims on MetaDAO platform usage, reputational risk of permissionless launches, and comparison to Myco Realms physical infrastructure raise. Founder explicitly rejected crypto-native framing, positioning futarchy purely as capital formation alternative to traditional fundraising. Single data point limits generalizability but provides valuable boundary condition for mechanism applicability."
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 ## Launch Details
@@ -130,3 +135,11 @@ If that's you, welcome. Let's make crêpes.
 - Market context: Zürich 430k+ residents, no dedicated crêperie food truck currently operating
 - Token: 8Xq, mint address 8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta
 - Launch address: GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa
+
+
+## Key Facts
+- Pli Crêperie Ambulante launch address: GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa
+- Token: 8Xq, mint: 8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta
+- Zürich market: 430,000+ residents, no existing dedicated crêperie food truck
+- Budget breakdown: 60k CHF truck, 8k equipment, 6k/year permits, 24k/year ingredients, 90k/year founder living, 15k buffer = ~219k CHF total
+- Founder: Solutions Architect in tech, based in Zürich, not trained chef