rio: extract from 2026-03-06-futardio-launch-lobsterfutarchy.md

- Source: inbox/archive/2026-03-06-futardio-launch-lobsterfutarchy.md
- Domain: internet-finance
- Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 6)

Pentagon-Agent: Rio <HEADLESS>

entities/internet-finance/futardio.md

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 - **2026-03-07** — Areal DAO launch: $50K target, raised $11,654 (23.3%), REFUNDING status by 2026-03-08 — first documented failed futarchy-governed fundraise on platform
 - **2026-03-04** — [[seekervault]] fundraise launched targeting $75,000, closed next day with only $1,186 (1.6% of target) in refunding status
+- **2026-03-06** — [[lobsterfutarchy-futardio-fundraise]] launched targeting $500K for agent wallet infrastructure, failed with only $1,183 raised (0.24% of target)
 ## Competitive Position
 - **Unique mechanism**: Only launch platform with futarchy-governed accountability and treasury return guarantees
 - **vs pump.fun**: pump.fun is memecoin launch (zero accountability, pure speculation). Futardio is ownership coin launch (futarchy governance, treasury enforcement). Different categories despite both being "launch platforms."

entities/internet-finance/lobsterfutarchy-futardio-fundraise.md

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+---
+type: entity
+entity_type: decision_market
+name: "LobsterFutarchy: Futardio Fundraise"
+domain: internet-finance
+status: failed
+parent_entity: "[[lobsterfutarchy]]"
+platform: "futardio"
+proposal_url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/2d9RAui8BGYh8Jt7dc49WSFTuXVRT4nNE4Sy2mUtALNZ"
+proposal_date: 2026-03-06
+resolution_date: 2026-03-07
+category: "fundraise"
+summary: "$500K raise for agent financial control plane with wallet sandboxing and programmable rules"
+tracked_by: rio
+created: 2026-03-11
+key_metrics:
+  funding_target: "$500,000"
+  total_committed: "$1,183"
+  outcome: "refunding"
+  token_symbol: "8qs"
+  token_mint: "8qs5bkW4E2gQMniMdZsAwRDSQmPRs4mMuMfwk5aTmeta"
+---
+
+# LobsterFutarchy: Futardio Fundraise
+
+## Summary
+
+LobsterFutarchy attempted to raise $500K through Futardio to build a control plane for financial agents with secure sandboxing, onchain-enforceable rules, and multi-chain wallet support. The project proposed 12 months of runway at $45K/month burn rate to ship agent wallet provisioning, Safe and Squads integration, and policy templates for autonomous financial workflows. The raise failed dramatically, collecting only $1,183 (0.24% of target) before closing in refunding status after one day.
+
+## Market Data
+
+- **Outcome:** Failed (refunding)
+- **Target:** $500,000
+- **Raised:** $1,183 (0.24%)
+- **Duration:** 1 day (2026-03-06 to 2026-03-07)
+
+## Significance
+
+This represents one of the most severe failures on the Futardio platform by percentage of target reached. The pitch addressed a real problem space (agent financial autonomy and safety) but failed to attract capital despite detailed roadmap and use-of-funds breakdown. The failure suggests either market skepticism about the team's ability to execute, insufficient differentiation from existing wallet infrastructure, or timing issues with the broader agent infrastructure narrative.
+
+## Relationship to KB
+
+- [[futardio]] — launch platform
+- [[lobsterfutarchy]] — parent entity
+- Contrasts with [[futardio-cult-raised-11-4-million-in-one-day-through-futarchy-governed-meme-coin-launch]] which succeeded at scale on same platform

entities/internet-finance/lobsterfutarchy.md

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+---
+type: entity
+entity_type: company
+name: "LobsterFutarchy"
+domain: internet-finance
+status: failed
+website: "https://lobsterfutarchy.com/"
+twitter: "https://x.com/lobster"
+tracked_by: rio
+created: 2026-03-11
+key_metrics:
+  funding_target: "$500,000"
+  total_committed: "$1,183"
+  launch_date: "2026-03-06"
+  close_date: "2026-03-07"
+  outcome: "refunding"
+---
+
+# LobsterFutarchy
+
+## Overview
+
+LobsterFutarchy is a control plane for financial agents that provides secure, onchain-enforceable sandboxes for autonomous agent operation with real money under programmable rules. The project raised through Futardio but failed to meet its $500K target, collecting only $1,183 before entering refunding status.
+
+## Timeline
+
+- **2026-03-06** — [[lobsterfutarchy-futardio-fundraise]] launched on Futardio targeting $500K for 12-month runway to build agent wallet infrastructure with Safe and Squads integration
+- **2026-03-07** — Fundraise closed in refunding status with $1,183 committed (0.24% of target)
+
+## Relationship to KB
+
+- [[futardio]] — launch platform
+- Addresses agent financial autonomy problem space similar to themes in [[Living Agents are domain-expert investment entities where collective intelligence provides the analysis futarchy provides the governance and tokens provide permissionless access to private deal flow]]

inbox/archive/2026-03-06-futardio-launch-lobsterfutarchy.md

@@ -6,9 +6,13 @@ url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/2d9RAui8BGYh8Jt7dc49WSFTuXVRT4nNE4Sy2mUtALNZ"
 date: 2026-03-06
 domain: internet-finance
 format: data
-status: unprocessed
+status: processed
 tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana]
 event_type: launch
+processed_by: rio
+processed_date: 2026-03-11
+extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
+extraction_notes: "Pure entity extraction - fundraise launch and failure. No novel claims about mechanisms or market dynamics. The dramatic failure (0.24% of target) is factual outcome data, not an arguable proposition about futarchy or agent infrastructure. Existing claims about futarchy variance and launch dynamics already cover the theoretical space."
 ---
 
 ## Launch Details
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 - Token mint: `8qs5bkW4E2gQMniMdZsAwRDSQmPRs4mMuMfwk5aTmeta`
 - Version: v0.7
 - Closed: 2026-03-07
+
+
+## Key Facts
+- LobsterFutarchy raised $1,183 of $500K target (0.24%) on Futardio (2026-03-06)
+- Fundraise closed in refunding status after 1 day (2026-03-07)
+- Proposed $45K/month burn rate: $35K team, $5K infrastructure, $5K growth
+- Roadmap included Safe-based wallet support, Solana Squads integration, and policy templates
+- Token symbol 8qs, mint address 8qs5bkW4E2gQMniMdZsAwRDSQmPRs4mMuMfwk5aTmeta