From 37ee9e23d1a794891dc5e0c681bdd6aff63d48f0 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Teleo Agents Date: Wed, 11 Mar 2026 05:55:17 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] rio: extract claims from 2026-03-03-futardio-launch-the-meme-is-real.md - Source: inbox/archive/2026-03-03-futardio-launch-the-meme-is-real.md - Domain: internet-finance - Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 3) Pentagon-Agent: Rio --- ...26-03-03-futardio-launch-the-meme-is-real.md | 17 ++++++++++++++++- 1 file changed, 16 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/inbox/archive/2026-03-03-futardio-launch-the-meme-is-real.md b/inbox/archive/2026-03-03-futardio-launch-the-meme-is-real.md index 224eddad2..f028fe915 100644 --- a/inbox/archive/2026-03-03-futardio-launch-the-meme-is-real.md +++ b/inbox/archive/2026-03-03-futardio-launch-the-meme-is-real.md @@ -6,9 +6,13 @@ url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/9VHgNjV7Lg7t6o6QqSa3Jjj1TNXftxGHnLMQFtcqpK5J" date: 2026-03-03 domain: internet-finance format: data -status: unprocessed +status: null-result tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana] event_type: launch +processed_by: rio +processed_date: 2026-03-11 +extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5" +extraction_notes: "This is a single failed futarchy-governed fundraise on futard.io. No claims extractable because: (1) It's a single data point (one failed raise) which cannot support general claims about futarchy adoption, success rates, or mechanisms. (2) The project appears to be a test/meme with minimal serious content ('Testing For The Boss'). (3) Status 'Refunding' indicates it failed to meet target, but we have no comparative data on success/failure rates. (4) All existing futardio claims already cover the mechanism and prior successful raises (CULT raised $11.4M, Myco Realms raised $125K). This adds no new evidence to those claims. (5) The team description is nonsensical, suggesting this may have been a test launch rather than a serious project. Preserved as factual record in source archive but generates no extractable claims or enrichments." --- ## Launch Details @@ -36,3 +40,14 @@ The boss man says he needs this, so who am I to deny what genius should have or - Token mint: `5VVU7cm5krwecBNE3WJautt6Arm2DfTuAH2iVBM9meta` - Version: v0.7 - Closed: 2026-03-03 + + +## Key Facts +- The Meme Is Real project launched on futard.io 2026-03-03 +- Funding target was $55,000 +- Launch status: Refunding (failed to meet target) +- Token: 5VV +- Launch closed same day (2026-03-03) +- Project description: 'Testing For The Boss' +- Team description: 'The boss man says he needs this, so who am I to deny what genius should have or not have? Said the lord.' +- Associated with spree.co and @spree on Twitter