rio: extract from 2026-03-06-futardio-launch-lobsterfutarchy.md

- Source: inbox/archive/2026-03-06-futardio-launch-lobsterfutarchy.md
- Domain: internet-finance
- Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 5)

Pentagon-Agent: Rio <HEADLESS>

entities/internet-finance/futardio.md

@@ -46,6 +46,7 @@ MetaDAO's token launch platform. Implements "unruggable ICOs" — permissionless
 
 - **2026-03-07** — Areal DAO launch: $50K target, raised $11,654 (23.3%), REFUNDING status by 2026-03-08 — first documented failed futarchy-governed fundraise on platform
 - **2026-03-04** — [[seekervault]] fundraise launched targeting $75,000, closed next day with only $1,186 (1.6% of target) in refunding status
+- **2026-03-06** — [[lobsterfutarchy-fundraise]] launched seeking $500K for agent wallet control plane, closed in refunding with $1,183 (0.24% of target)
 ## Competitive Position
 - **Unique mechanism**: Only launch platform with futarchy-governed accountability and treasury return guarantees
 - **vs pump.fun**: pump.fun is memecoin launch (zero accountability, pure speculation). Futardio is ownership coin launch (futarchy governance, treasury enforcement). Different categories despite both being "launch platforms."

entities/internet-finance/lobsterfutarchy-fundraise.md

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+---
+type: entity
+entity_type: decision_market
+name: "LobsterFutarchy: Futardio Fundraise"
+domain: internet-finance
+status: failed
+parent_entity: "[[lobsterfutarchy]]"
+platform: "futardio"
+proposal_date: 2026-03-06
+resolution_date: 2026-03-07
+category: "fundraise"
+summary: "$500K raise for agent wallet control plane with onchain policy enforcement"
+tracked_by: rio
+created: 2026-03-11
+key_metrics:
+  funding_target: "$500,000"
+  total_committed: "$1,183"
+  outcome: "refunding"
+  duration_hours: 24
+---
+
+# LobsterFutarchy: Futardio Fundraise
+
+## Summary
+
+LobsterFutarchy proposed raising $500K to build a control plane for autonomous financial agents with secure sandboxing, onchain-enforceable rules, and multi-chain wallet support (Safe on Ethereum, Squads on Solana). The 12-month runway would fund agent wallet provisioning, role-based permissions, session key management, and futarchy-governed treasury execution. The raise failed within 24 hours, collecting only $1,183 (0.24% of target) before entering refunding status.
+
+## Market Data
+
+- **Outcome:** Failed (refunding)
+- **Platform:** Futardio
+- **Target:** $500,000
+- **Committed:** $1,183 (0.24%)
+- **Duration:** ~24 hours (2026-03-06 to 2026-03-07)
+
+## Significance
+
+This represents one of the lowest-performing raises on Futardio to date, with commitment falling 99.76% short of target. The failure suggests either weak market demand for agent financial infrastructure at this stage, insufficient credibility/traction for the team, or poor product-market fit articulation. The rapid close (within 24 hours) indicates the futarchy market quickly priced the project as non-viable rather than allowing extended price discovery.
+
+## Relationship to KB
+
+- [[lobsterfutarchy]] — parent entity
+- [[futardio]] — launch platform
+- [[MetaDAO]] — futarchy infrastructure
+- Proposed integration with [[futarchy-governed treasury operations]]
+- Use case: agent wallet sandboxing with programmable financial constraints

entities/internet-finance/lobsterfutarchy.md

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+---
+type: entity
+entity_type: company
+name: "LobsterFutarchy"
+domain: internet-finance
+status: failed
+tracked_by: rio
+created: 2026-03-11
+key_metrics:
+  funding_target: "$500,000"
+  total_committed: "$1,183"
+  launch_date: "2026-03-06"
+  close_date: "2026-03-07"
+  outcome: "refunding"
+  platform: "futardio"
+---
+
+# LobsterFutarchy
+
+## Overview
+
+LobsterFutarchy is a control plane for autonomous financial agents that provides secure, onchain-enforceable sandboxes for agent execution with real money under programmable rules. The project raised through [[futardio]] in March 2026, seeking $500K for 12 months of runway to build agent wallet provisioning, multi-chain support (Safe on Ethereum, Squads on Solana), role-based permissions, and futarchy-governed treasury execution. The raise failed, collecting only $1,183 before entering refunding status.
+
+## Timeline
+
+- **2026-03-06** — [[lobsterfutarchy-fundraise]] launched on Futardio seeking $500K for agent wallet control plane with Safe/Squads integration
+- **2026-03-07** — Fundraise closed in refunding status with $1,183 committed (0.24% of target)
+
+## Relationship to KB
+
+- [[futardio]] — launch platform
+- [[MetaDAO]] — futarchy infrastructure provider
+- Proposed product: agent financial sandboxing with onchain policy enforcement
+- Roadmap included futarchy governance integration (Phase 2) and autonomous execution networks (Phase 3)
+
+## Links
+
+- Website: https://lobsterfutarchy.com/
+- Twitter: https://x.com/lobster
+- Launch: https://www.futard.io/launch/2d9RAui8BGYh8Jt7dc49WSFTuXVRT4nNE4Sy2mUtALNZ

inbox/archive/2026-03-06-futardio-launch-lobsterfutarchy.md

@@ -6,9 +6,13 @@ url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/2d9RAui8BGYh8Jt7dc49WSFTuXVRT4nNE4Sy2mUtALNZ"
 date: 2026-03-06
 domain: internet-finance
 format: data
-status: unprocessed
+status: processed
 tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana]
 event_type: launch
+processed_by: rio
+processed_date: 2026-03-11
+extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
+extraction_notes: "Failed fundraise with minimal traction (0.24% of target). Created entity pages for LobsterFutarchy company and the fundraise decision_market. No novel claims extracted — the source is primarily a pitch deck with standard agent infrastructure positioning. The failure itself is a data point but doesn't generate arguable propositions beyond what existing futarchy variance and launch success claims already cover."
 ---
 
 ## Launch Details
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 - Token mint: `8qs5bkW4E2gQMniMdZsAwRDSQmPRs4mMuMfwk5aTmeta`
 - Version: v0.7
 - Closed: 2026-03-07
+
+
+## Key Facts
+- LobsterFutarchy raised $1,183 of $500K target (0.24%) on Futardio (2026-03-06 to 2026-03-07)
+- Proposed 12-month runway at $45K/month burn ($35K team, $5K infrastructure, $5K growth)
+- Roadmap: Phase 1 (wallet provisioning, Safe/Squads support), Phase 2 (futarchy governance), Phase 3 (autonomous execution networks)
+- Target market: crypto founders, onchain orgs, traders, individuals using financial agents