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@ -46,6 +46,7 @@ MetaDAO's token launch platform. Implements "unruggable ICOs" — permissionless
- **2026-03-07** — Areal DAO launch: $50K target, raised $11,654 (23.3%), REFUNDING status by 2026-03-08 — first documented failed futarchy-governed fundraise on platform
- **2026-03-04** — [[seekervault]] fundraise launched targeting $75,000, closed next day with only $1,186 (1.6% of target) in refunding status
- **2026-03-04** — Pli Crêperie Ambulante launched targeting $350K for food truck business, reached Refunding status and closed within one day (first documented consumer food business futarchy raise, failed)
## Competitive Position
- **Unique mechanism**: Only launch platform with futarchy-governed accountability and treasury return guarantees
- **vs pump.fun**: pump.fun is memecoin launch (zero accountability, pure speculation). Futardio is ownership coin launch (futarchy governance, treasury enforcement). Different categories despite both being "launch platforms."

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date: 2026-03-04
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## Launch Details
@ -130,3 +135,12 @@ If that's you, welcome. Let's make crêpes.
- Market context: Zürich 430k+ residents, no dedicated crêperie food truck currently operating
- Token: 8Xq, mint address 8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta
- Launch address: GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa
## Key Facts
- Pli Crêperie Ambulante launched 2026-03-04, closed 2026-03-05 (one day duration)
- Target raise: $350,000 for three-phase roadmap (food truck → restaurant → franchise)
- Budget: 60k CHF truck, 8k equipment, 6k/year permits, 24k/year ingredients, 90k/year founder living, 15k buffer = ~219k CHF Phase 1
- Founder: Solutions Architect in tech, Zürich-based, not trained chef
- Market context: Zürich 430k+ residents, no dedicated crêperie food truck currently operating
- Token: 8Xq, mint 8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta