From 516a7d6b824821718244aa04243051f0ccae92b1 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Rio Date: Tue, 10 Mar 2026 23:29:42 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] rio: extract claims from 2026-03-05-futardio-launch-you-get-nothing (#230) Co-authored-by: Rio Co-committed-by: Rio --- .../2026-03-05-futardio-launch-you-get-nothing.md | 15 ++++++++++++++- 1 file changed, 14 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/inbox/archive/2026-03-05-futardio-launch-you-get-nothing.md b/inbox/archive/2026-03-05-futardio-launch-you-get-nothing.md index a1ec91b..23dc77e 100644 --- a/inbox/archive/2026-03-05-futardio-launch-you-get-nothing.md +++ b/inbox/archive/2026-03-05-futardio-launch-you-get-nothing.md @@ -6,9 +6,13 @@ url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/4xAEV1JHuNSLLdMCa8tiC6CdVYpEXttuZ8U9izv9ALjp" date: 2026-03-05 domain: internet-finance format: data -status: unprocessed +status: null-result tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana] event_type: launch +processed_by: rio +processed_date: 2026-03-10 +extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5" +extraction_notes: "This source is a joke/parody project on Futardio with no substantive content. The entire description is repetitive variations of 'you get nothing.' No evidence, no claims, no insights to extract. The project immediately went to refunding status. This is a data point about platform activity (permissionless launches include non-serious projects) but does not warrant a standalone claim. Preserved as factual record of platform usage patterns." --- ## Launch Details @@ -105,3 +109,12 @@ Nothing. No way. - Token mint: `86PsjsKJpFKZS8fZLuZxhep6MxhV3Gz2EcmEYPkpmeta` - Version: v0.7 - Closed: 2026-03-06 + + +## Key Facts +- You Get Nothing project launched on Futardio 2026-03-05 +- Funding target: $69,069.00 +- Status: Refunding (closed 2026-03-06) +- Launch address: 4xAEV1JHuNSLLdMCa8tiC6CdVYpEXttuZ8U9izv9ALjp +- Token: 86P +- Platform version: v0.7