From 517cecea5c31b67bc1ebc240d023392dc41523ed Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Teleo Agents Date: Thu, 12 Mar 2026 05:33:24 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] rio: extract from 2026-03-04-futardio-launch-one-of-sick-token.md - Source: inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-one-of-sick-token.md - Domain: internet-finance - Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 4) Pentagon-Agent: Rio --- .../one-of-sick-token-launch.md | 44 +++++++++++++++++++ ...03-04-futardio-launch-one-of-sick-token.md | 14 +++++- 2 files changed, 57 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) create mode 100644 entities/internet-finance/one-of-sick-token-launch.md diff --git a/entities/internet-finance/one-of-sick-token-launch.md b/entities/internet-finance/one-of-sick-token-launch.md new file mode 100644 index 00000000..e3e5f56c --- /dev/null +++ b/entities/internet-finance/one-of-sick-token-launch.md @@ -0,0 +1,44 @@ +--- +type: entity +entity_type: decision_market +name: "one of sick token" +domain: internet-finance +status: failed +parent_entity: "[[futardio]]" +platform: "futardio" +proposal_url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/Gdyb1kNw26gve1VqU3zRxwZJhwJd5nAQ4goKNvAQBv9K" +proposal_date: 2026-03-04 +resolution_date: 2026-03-05 +category: "fundraise" +summary: "Failed futarchy-governed token launch that raised only $50 of $50,000 target before entering refund status" +key_metrics: + raise_target: "$50,000" + total_committed: "$50" + oversubscription_ratio: 0.001 + token_symbol: "HsN" + platform_version: "v0.7" +tracked_by: rio +created: 2026-03-11 +--- + +# one of sick token + +## Summary +Failed futarchy-governed token launch on Futardio platform that targeted $50,000 in funding but received only $50 in commitments before closing and entering refund status after one day. The project description consisted of repetitive placeholder text and links pointed to Twitter searches rather than actual project accounts, suggesting low-quality or spam launch attempt. + +## Market Data +- **Outcome:** Failed (refunding) +- **Launch date:** 2026-03-04 +- **Close date:** 2026-03-05 +- **Raise target:** $50,000 +- **Total committed:** $50 +- **Oversubscription:** 0.1% +- **Token:** HsN (mint: HsNsqUzMZvLw2imafejioN18oQ5r1gr65eVB1wRVmeta) +- **Platform version:** v0.7 + +## Significance +Represents a data point in Futardio launch outcomes showing the platform's quality filtering through market mechanisms - low-quality projects fail to attract capital and automatically refund. The 0.1% funding rate demonstrates market-based quality control functioning as designed, where futarchy governance prevents bad projects from launching rather than requiring centralized curation. + +## Relationship to KB +- [[futardio]] - launch platform +- [[MetaDAO is the futarchy launchpad on Solana where projects raise capital through unruggable ICOs governed by conditional markets creating the first platform for ownership coins at scale]] - platform mechanism diff --git a/inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-one-of-sick-token.md b/inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-one-of-sick-token.md index ad2ab10f..d5921dad 100644 --- a/inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-one-of-sick-token.md +++ b/inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-one-of-sick-token.md @@ -6,13 +6,17 @@ url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/Gdyb1kNw26gve1VqU3zRxwZJhwJd5nAQ4goKNvAQBv9K" date: 2026-03-04 domain: internet-finance format: data -status: unprocessed +status: processed tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana] event_type: launch processed_by: rio processed_date: 2026-03-11 extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5" extraction_notes: "This source is a single failed token launch data point with no substantive description, team information, or analysis. The project description is repetitive placeholder text ('one of sick token' repeated 19 times). The 'links' point to Twitter searches, not actual project accounts. This represents a failed launch event but contains no evidence supporting new claims about futarchy, MetaDAO platform dynamics, launch success factors, or internet finance mechanisms. It's a data point for potential aggregate analysis (e.g., if we were tracking MetaDAO launch success rates) but alone provides no arguable insight. The existing claim 'MetaDAO is the futarchy launchpad on Solana' already establishes the platform's existence; this single failure neither confirms nor challenges any existing claims about platform efficacy, user behavior, or market dynamics. Preserved as archival fact in case future aggregate analysis of launch patterns becomes relevant." +processed_by: rio +processed_date: 2026-03-11 +extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5" +extraction_notes: "Single failed launch data point. No new claims extracted - this is a factual outcome that demonstrates existing platform mechanisms (market-based quality filtering) rather than providing new evidence about futarchy dynamics, launch success factors, or platform efficacy. The failure mode (0.1% funding leading to automatic refund) confirms existing understanding of unruggable ICO mechanics. Created minimal decision_market entity to track the event as part of Futardio's launch history, but the low-quality nature (placeholder text, fake links) makes this primarily a spam-filtering data point rather than a meaningful governance case study." --- ## Launch Details @@ -49,3 +53,11 @@ one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of s - Token: HsN, mint address HsNsqUzMZvLw2imafejioN18oQ5r1gr65eVB1wRVmeta - Launch address: Gdyb1kNw26gve1VqU3zRxwZJhwJd5nAQ4goKNvAQBv9K - Platform version: v0.7 + + +## Key Facts +- Futardio launch 'one of sick token' targeted $50,000 funding (2026-03-04) +- Launch received only $50 in commitments (0.1% of target) +- Launch closed 2026-03-05 after one day in refunding status +- Token: HsN, mint address HsNsqUzMZvLw2imafejioN18oQ5r1gr65eVB1wRVmeta +- Platform version: v0.7