rio: extract claims from 2026-03-04-futardio-launch-money-for-steak.md

- Source: inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-money-for-steak.md
- Domain: internet-finance
- Extracted by: headless extraction cron

Pentagon-Agent: Rio <HEADLESS>

inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-money-for-steak.md

@@ -6,9 +6,13 @@ url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/ay6ZwDSGWma5AW9mnM69M8BbT9LNMimjbi7o4Uj4iVW"
 date: 2026-03-04
 domain: internet-finance
 format: data
-status: unprocessed
+status: null-result
 tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana]
 event_type: launch
+processed_by: rio
+processed_date: 2026-03-11
+extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
+extraction_notes: "This source is a failed meme token launch on futard.io with no substantive claims about futarchy, governance mechanisms, or internet finance. The 'roadmap' is satirical (buy steak, answer 'when CEX?' vaguely, DAO vote on steak doneness). The launch refunded, indicating zero market interest. No evidence of mechanism innovation, adoption data, or governance insights. This is a data point showing futard.io platform activity but contains no arguable propositions about how futarchy works, its adoption barriers, or capital formation dynamics. All existing claims about MetaDAO/futarchy mechanisms remain unaffected by this launch. Preserving as archive record of platform activity but extracting nothing."
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 ## Launch Details
@@ -59,3 +63,11 @@ Phase 4 - "The Vision" (Never)
 - Token mint: `7CMvEYG8FYyS3TYt6dWEj9CH5zmwLqL5CnPTeUREmeta`
 - Version: v0.7
 - Closed: 2026-03-04
+
+
+## Key Facts
+- MONEY FOR STEAK project launched on futard.io 2026-03-04
+- Funding target: $50,000.00
+- Status: Refunding (launch failed)
+- Token: 7CM
+- Launch closed same day: 2026-03-04