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+type: source
+title: "Futardio: Quantum Waffle fundraise goes live"
+author: "futard.io"
+url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/4Wm4NFVy9MKgSJe3ZT8aKwbL3dc5XxvnWdPhvC4Sinow"
+date: 2026-01-01
+domain: internet-finance
+format: data
+status: unprocessed
+tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana]
+event_type: launch
+---
+
+## Launch Details
+- Project: Quantum Waffle
+- Description: We made a flappy bird clone, called it "quantum," and dared the universe to stop us. The universe didn't. Here we are. You're welcome.
+- Funding target: $50,000.00
+- Total committed: N/A
+- Status: Initialized
+- Launch date: 2026-01-01
+- URL: https://www.futard.io/launch/4Wm4NFVy9MKgSJe3ZT8aKwbL3dc5XxvnWdPhvC4Sinow
+
+## Team / Description
+
+PHASE 1
+QUANTUM IGNITION
+Launch game (DONE — more than most quantum projects can say)
+Deploy $QW token
+First leaderboard season
+Community of degens who understand the joke
+
+PHASE 2
+QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT
+Multiplayer mode (two waffles, entangled across spacetime)
+CEX listings (we'll ask nicely)
+Partner with actual quantum computing company (they won't respond but we'll screenshot the DM)
+Hire a physicist to tell us what quantum actually means
+
+PHASE 3
+QUANTUM SUPREMACY (FOR REAL THIS TIME)
+Become worth more than every 'quantum blockchain' combined (low bar)
+IBM calls us to complain — we frame the email
+Get listed on CoinGecko under 'Quantum Computing' category
+Replace every quantum crypto whitepaper with a picture of a waffle
+
+## Links
+
+- Website: https://quantumwaffle.xyz/
+- Twitter: https://x.com/QuantumWaffleQW
+
+## Raw Data
+
+- Launch address: `4Wm4NFVy9MKgSJe3ZT8aKwbL3dc5XxvnWdPhvC4Sinow`
+- Token: Ase (Ase)
+- Token mint: `Asea2u9y3iwm8nNJ9uRtyeHoLYUHNWR48NJNKGCpmeta`
+- Version: v0.7