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- **2026-03-07** — Areal DAO launch: $50K target, raised $11,654 (23.3%), REFUNDING status by 2026-03-08 — first documented failed futarchy-governed fundraise on platform
- **2026-03-04** — [[seekervault]] fundraise launched targeting $75,000, closed next day with only $1,186 (1.6% of target) in refunding status
- **2026-03-04** — [[pli-creperie-ambulante]] launched targeting $350K for Swiss food truck, failed within one day (first consumer food business futarchy raise)
## Competitive Position
- **Unique mechanism**: Only launch platform with futarchy-governed accountability and treasury return guarantees
- **vs pump.fun**: pump.fun is memecoin launch (zero accountability, pure speculation). Futardio is ownership coin launch (futarchy governance, treasury enforcement). Different categories despite both being "launch platforms."

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type: entity
entity_type: company
name: "Pli — Crêperie Ambulante"
domain: internet-finance
status: failed
founded: 2026-03-04
headquarters: "Zürich, Switzerland"
industry: "Food & Beverage"
platform: "futard.io"
tracked_by: rio
created: 2026-03-11
key_metrics:
raise_target: "$350,000"
raise_outcome: "Refunding"
launch_duration: "1 day"
phase_1_budget: "~219,000 CHF"
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# Pli — Crêperie Ambulante
## Overview
Pli was a proposed Swiss crêperie food truck business that attempted to raise $350,000 through futarchy-governed fundraising on futard.io in March 2026. The project represented the first documented consumer food business to use futarchy purely as capital formation alternative to traditional fundraising, with founder explicitly rejecting crypto-native framing. The launch failed within one day, providing critical data on futarchy applicability to traditional physical businesses without crypto community alignment.
## Timeline
- **2026-03-04** — Launched on futard.io targeting $350,000 for Swiss food truck business with three-phase roadmap (truck → restaurant → franchise)
- **2026-03-05** — Reached Refunding status and closed after one day, failing to attract market support
## Relationship to KB
- [[futardio]] — launch platform
- [[futarchy-governed-permissionless-launches-require-brand-separation-to-manage-reputational-liability-because-failed-projects-on-a-curated-platform-damage-the-platforms-credibility]] — confirms reputational risk
- [[myco-realms-demonstrates-futarchy-governed-physical-infrastructure-through-125k-mushroom-farm-raise-with-market-controlled-capex-deployment]] — contrasting physical business case

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date: 2026-03-04
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## Launch Details
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- Market context: Zürich 430k+ residents, no dedicated crêperie food truck currently operating
- Token: 8Xq, mint address 8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta
- Launch address: GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa
## Key Facts
- Pli Crêperie Ambulante launched 2026-03-04 on futard.io targeting $350,000
- Launch closed 2026-03-05 in Refunding status after one day
- Budget: 60k CHF truck, 8k equipment, 6k/year permits, 24k/year ingredients, 90k/year founder living, 15k buffer = ~219k CHF
- Market: Zürich 430k+ residents, no dedicated crêperie food truck currently operating
- Founder: Solutions Architect in tech, based in Zürich, not trained chef
- Token: 8Xq, mint 8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta
- Launch address: GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa
- Platform version: v0.7