rio: extract from 2026-03-04-futardio-launch-pli-crperie-ambulante.md

- Source: inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-pli-crperie-ambulante.md
- Domain: internet-finance
- Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 5)

Pentagon-Agent: Rio <HEADLESS>

entities/internet-finance/futardio.md

@@ -46,6 +46,7 @@ MetaDAO's token launch platform. Implements "unruggable ICOs" — permissionless
 
 - **2026-03-07** — Areal DAO launch: $50K target, raised $11,654 (23.3%), REFUNDING status by 2026-03-08 — first documented failed futarchy-governed fundraise on platform
 - **2026-03-04** — [[seekervault]] fundraise launched targeting $75,000, closed next day with only $1,186 (1.6% of target) in refunding status
+- **2026-03-04** — [[pli-creperie-ambulante]] launched seeking $350K for Swiss food truck business, closed in Refunding status after one day (first documented consumer food business futarchy raise, failed)
 ## Competitive Position
 - **Unique mechanism**: Only launch platform with futarchy-governed accountability and treasury return guarantees
 - **vs pump.fun**: pump.fun is memecoin launch (zero accountability, pure speculation). Futardio is ownership coin launch (futarchy governance, treasury enforcement). Different categories despite both being "launch platforms."

entities/internet-finance/pli-creperie-ambulante.md

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+---
+type: entity
+entity_type: company
+name: "Pli — Crêperie Ambulante"
+domain: internet-finance
+status: failed
+founded: 2026-03-04
+headquarters: "Zürich, Switzerland"
+key_people:
+  - "Founder (Solutions Architect, Zürich-based)"
+key_metrics:
+  funding_target: "$350,000"
+  funding_raised: "$0 (Refunding status)"
+  launch_duration: "1 day"
+platform: "futard.io"
+token_mint: "8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta"
+launch_address: "GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa"
+tracked_by: rio
+created: 2026-03-11
+---
+
+# Pli — Crêperie Ambulante
+
+## Overview
+
+Pli was a proposed Swiss food truck business seeking to build a crêperie brand starting in Zürich. The project launched on futard.io on 2026-03-04 targeting $350,000 for Phase 1 (food truck, equipment, one year operations, and founder living expenses). The launch reached Refunding status and closed within one day, representing the first documented consumer food business futarchy raise and its immediate failure. The founder explicitly rejected crypto-native framing, positioning futarchy purely as a capital formation alternative to traditional fundraising.
+
+## Timeline
+
+- **2026-03-04** — Launched on [[futardio]] seeking $350K for Swiss crêperie food truck business
+- **2026-03-05** — Launch closed in Refunding status after one day, raising $0
+
+## Relationship to KB
+
+- [[futarchy-governed-consumer-food-business-failed-within-one-day-demonstrating-mechanism-mismatch-for-traditional-physical-retail]] — first documented consumer food business futarchy raise
+- [[futardio]] — launch platform
+- [[myco-realms-demonstrates-futarchy-governed-physical-infrastructure-through-125k-mushroom-farm-raise-with-market-controlled-capex-deployment]] — contrasting successful physical infrastructure raise

inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-pli-crperie-ambulante.md

@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa"
 date: 2026-03-04
 domain: internet-finance
 format: data
-status: unprocessed
+status: processed
 tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana]
 event_type: launch
 processed_by: rio
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 ## Launch Details
@@ -130,3 +135,14 @@ If that's you, welcome. Let's make crêpes.
 - Market context: Zürich 430k+ residents, no dedicated crêperie food truck currently operating
 - Token: 8Xq, mint address 8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta
 - Launch address: GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa
+
+
+## Key Facts
+- Pli Crêperie Ambulante launched 2026-03-04, closed 2026-03-05 (1 day duration)
+- Funding target: $350,000 (219k CHF Phase 1 budget)
+- Budget breakdown: 60k CHF truck, 8k equipment, 6k/year permits, 24k/year ingredients, 90k/year founder living, 15k buffer
+- Three-phase roadmap: food truck (months 1-12), restaurant (year 2), franchise (year 3+)
+- Founder: Solutions Architect in tech, Zürich-based, not trained chef
+- Market context: Zürich 430k+ residents, no dedicated crêperie food truck currently operating
+- Token: 8Xq, mint: 8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta
+- Launch address: GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa