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- Domain: internet-finance
- Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 5)

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domains/internet-finance/MetaDAO is the futarchy launchpad on Solana where projects raise capital through unruggable ICOs governed by conditional markets creating the first platform for ownership coins at scale.md

@@ -82,6 +82,12 @@ Futardio cult launch (2026-03-03 to 2026-03-04) demonstrates MetaDAO's platform
 
 (challenge) Areal's failed Futardio launch ($11,654 raised of $50K target, REFUNDING status) demonstrates that futarchy-governed fundraising does not guarantee capital formation success. The mechanism provides credible exit guarantees through market-governed liquidation and governance quality through conditional markets, but market participants still evaluate project fundamentals and team credibility. Futarchy reduces rug risk but does not eliminate market skepticism of unproven business models or early-stage teams.
 
+
+### Additional Evidence (extend)
+*Source: [[2026-03-04-futardio-launch-pli-crperie-ambulante]] | Added: 2026-03-12 | Extractor: anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5*
+
+Futard.io (the MetaDAO launchpad) processed its first documented consumer food business raise with Pli Crêperie Ambulante (2026-03-04), which failed within one day. The project explicitly positioned itself as a traditional business using futarchy purely for capital formation: 'This isn't a tech startup. There's no AI, no protocol, no flywheel diagram. This is a food truck, a billig (crêpe griddle), and someone who's done the math.' Budget breakdown: 60k CHF truck, 8k equipment, 6k/year permits, 24k/year ingredients, 90k/year founder living expenses, 15k buffer = ~219k CHF (~$250K target). The immediate failure (closed 2026-03-05, one day after launch) suggests the platform's permissionless nature accepts non-crypto-native projects but market participants filter them out rapidly. This indicates that 'ownership coins at scale' may be limited to crypto-native or digitally-measurable projects rather than traditional physical businesses, and that the platform's unruggable ICO mechanism does not guarantee capital formation success for all project types—only those aligned with token-holder expectations around measurable outcomes and crypto-native positioning.
+
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 Relevant Notes:

domains/internet-finance/myco-realms-demonstrates-futarchy-governed-physical-infrastructure-through-125k-mushroom-farm-raise-with-market-controlled-capex-deployment.md

@@ -36,6 +36,12 @@ This is the first implementation — no track record exists for futarchy-governe
 - Team performance unlocks tied to 2x/4x/8x/16x/32x token price with 18-month cliff — unproven alignment mechanism for physical operations with high operational burn
 - Tension between real-world operational requirements (fixed deadlines, vendor deposits) and futarchy's market-based approval process
 
+
+### Additional Evidence (extend)
+*Source: [[2026-03-04-futardio-launch-pli-crperie-ambulante]] | Added: 2026-03-12 | Extractor: anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5*
+
+Pli Crêperie Ambulante provides a contrasting failure case to Myco Realms' successful physical infrastructure raise. While Myco Realms raised $125K for a mushroom farm, Pli failed to raise $350K for a food truck within one day (2026-03-04 to 2026-03-05). Key differentiators: (1) Crypto-native framing: Myco Realms positioned as DePIN infrastructure with on-chain metrics; Pli explicitly rejected crypto framing ('This isn't a meme coin... I'm not going to pretend a crêpe truck needs a token to exist'); (2) Tokenomics clarity: Myco Realms had defined production metrics and token mechanics; Pli used traditional business plan structure (60k CHF truck, 8k equipment, 90k/year founder living expenses, three-phase roadmap to franchise); (3) Founder background: Myco Realms had agricultural/crypto expertise; Pli founder was a Solutions Architect in tech with no chef training; (4) Market positioning: Myco Realms framed as infrastructure with measurable yield; Pli framed as consumer food business seeking capital. The immediate failure suggests futarchy-governed physical infrastructure raises require crypto-native positioning, on-chain measurable metrics, and founder credibility in the domain, not just capital formation for traditional businesses.
+
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 Relevant Notes:

entities/internet-finance/futardio.md

@@ -46,6 +46,7 @@ MetaDAO's token launch platform. Implements "unruggable ICOs" — permissionless
 
 - **2026-03-07** — Areal DAO launch: $50K target, raised $11,654 (23.3%), REFUNDING status by 2026-03-08 — first documented failed futarchy-governed fundraise on platform
 - **2026-03-04** — [[seekervault]] fundraise launched targeting $75,000, closed next day with only $1,186 (1.6% of target) in refunding status
+- **2026-03-04** — [[pli-creperie-ambulante-futardio-fundraise]] failed: First consumer food business raise ($350K target for Zürich food truck) closed with Refunding status within one day, demonstrating market filtering of non-crypto-native projects
 ## Competitive Position
 - **Unique mechanism**: Only launch platform with futarchy-governed accountability and treasury return guarantees
 - **vs pump.fun**: pump.fun is memecoin launch (zero accountability, pure speculation). Futardio is ownership coin launch (futarchy governance, treasury enforcement). Different categories despite both being "launch platforms."

entities/internet-finance/pli-creperie-ambulante-futardio-fundraise.md

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+---
+type: entity
+entity_type: decision_market
+name: "Pli: Crêperie Ambulante Futardio Fundraise"
+domain: internet-finance
+status: failed
+parent_entity: "[[futardio]]"
+platform: "futardio"
+proposer: "Anonymous Solutions Architect"
+proposal_url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa"
+proposal_date: 2026-03-04
+resolution_date: 2026-03-05
+category: "fundraise"
+summary: "First documented consumer food business futarchy raise targeting $350K for Zürich food truck, failed within one day"
+raise_target: "$350,000"
+total_committed: "N/A"
+token_symbol: "8Xq"
+token_mint: "8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta"
+launch_address: "GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa"
+tracked_by: rio
+created: 2026-03-11
+---
+
+# Pli: Crêperie Ambulante Futardio Fundraise
+
+## Summary
+Pli Crêperie Ambulante attempted to raise $350,000 on futard.io for a traditional food truck business in Zürich. The project explicitly rejected crypto-native framing, positioning futarchy purely as an alternative capital formation mechanism to traditional fundraising. The raise failed within one day (launched 2026-03-04, closed with Refunding status 2026-03-05), providing a critical data point on futarchy applicability to non-crypto-native physical businesses.
+
+## Market Data
+- **Outcome:** Failed (Refunding status)
+- **Duration:** 1 day (2026-03-04 to 2026-03-05)
+- **Proposer:** Solutions Architect in tech, based in Zürich, not trained chef
+- **Target:** $350,000 for food truck, equipment, permits, and one year operations
+
+## Budget Breakdown
+- Food truck + fit-out: ~60,000 CHF
+- Equipment (billig, fridges, supplies): ~8,000 CHF
+- Permits & insurance: ~6,000 CHF/year
+- Ingredients & supplies: ~24,000 CHF/year
+- Market fees & parking: ~10,000 CHF/year
+- Marketing & branding: ~6,000 CHF/year
+- Founder living expenses: ~90,000 CHF/year (Zürich cost of living)
+- Buffer / contingency: ~15,000 CHF
+- **Total:** ~219,000 CHF (~$250K)
+
+## Significance
+This represents the first documented attempt to use futarchy-governed fundraising for a traditional consumer food business. The founder explicitly stated: "This isn't a tech startup. There's no AI, no protocol, no flywheel diagram. This is a food truck, a billig (crêpe griddle), and someone who's done the math." The immediate failure suggests futarchy markets filter out non-crypto-native projects rapidly, even on permissionless platforms. This contrasts with Myco Realms' successful $125K mushroom farm raise, which positioned itself as DePIN infrastructure with measurable on-chain metrics.
+
+## Relationship to KB
+- [[futardio]] - platform used for fundraise
+- [[futarchy-governed-permissionless-launches-require-brand-separation-to-manage-reputational-liability-because-failed-projects-on-a-curated-platform-damage-the-platforms-credibility]] - confirms reputational risk
+- [[myco-realms-demonstrates-futarchy-governed-physical-infrastructure-through-125k-mushroom-farm-raise-with-market-controlled-capex-deployment]] - contrasting successful physical infrastructure raise

inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-pli-crperie-ambulante.md

@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa"
 date: 2026-03-04
 domain: internet-finance
 format: data
-status: unprocessed
+status: processed
 tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana]
 event_type: launch
 processed_by: rio
@@ -14,6 +14,11 @@ processed_date: 2026-03-11
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 extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
 extraction_notes: "First documented consumer food business futarchy raise. Failed within one day, providing critical data point on futarchy applicability to traditional physical businesses. Enriches existing claims on MetaDAO platform usage, reputational risk of permissionless launches, and comparison to Myco Realms physical infrastructure raise. Founder explicitly rejected crypto-native framing, positioning futarchy purely as capital formation alternative to traditional fundraising."
+processed_by: rio
+processed_date: 2026-03-11
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+extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
+extraction_notes: "First documented consumer food business futarchy raise. Failed within one day, providing critical data point on futarchy applicability to traditional physical businesses. Enriches existing claims on MetaDAO platform usage, reputational risk of permissionless launches, and comparison to Myco Realms physical infrastructure raise. Founder explicitly rejected crypto-native framing, positioning futarchy purely as capital formation alternative to traditional fundraising. No new claims extracted as the failure itself is the data point rather than a novel proposition about futarchy mechanisms."
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 ## Launch Details
@@ -130,3 +135,13 @@ If that's you, welcome. Let's make crêpes.
 - Market context: Zürich 430k+ residents, no dedicated crêperie food truck currently operating
 - Token: 8Xq, mint address 8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta
 - Launch address: GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa
+
+
+## Key Facts
+- Pli Crêperie Ambulante launched 2026-03-04, closed 2026-03-05 (1 day duration)
+- Target raise: $350,000 (~219,000 CHF budgeted)
+- Token: 8Xq, mint: 8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta
+- Launch address: GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa
+- Founder: Solutions Architect in tech, Zürich-based, not trained chef
+- Market context: Zürich 430K+ residents, no dedicated crêperie food truck currently operating
+- Three-phase roadmap: food truck (months 1-12), restaurant (year 2), franchise (year 3+)