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- **2026-03-07** — Areal DAO launch: $50K target, raised $11,654 (23.3%), REFUNDING status by 2026-03-08 — first documented failed futarchy-governed fundraise on platform
- **2026-03-04** — [[seekervault]] fundraise launched targeting $75,000, closed next day with only $1,186 (1.6% of target) in refunding status
- **2026-03-06** — [[lobsterfutarchy-fundraise]] failed: $1,183 raised of $500K target (0.24%), entered refunding after 1 day
## Competitive Position
- **Unique mechanism**: Only launch platform with futarchy-governed accountability and treasury return guarantees
- **vs pump.fun**: pump.fun is memecoin launch (zero accountability, pure speculation). Futardio is ownership coin launch (futarchy governance, treasury enforcement). Different categories despite both being "launch platforms."

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---
type: entity
entity_type: decision_market
name: "LobsterFutarchy: Futardio Fundraise"
domain: internet-finance
status: failed
parent_entity: "[[lobsterfutarchy]]"
platform: "futardio"
proposal_url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/2d9RAui8BGYh8Jt7dc49WSFTuXVRT4nNE4Sy2mUtALNZ"
proposal_date: 2026-03-06
resolution_date: 2026-03-07
category: "fundraise"
summary: "$500K raise for agent control plane infrastructure with multi-chain wallet support and futarchy governance integration"
tracked_by: rio
created: 2026-03-11
key_metrics:
funding_target: "$500,000"
total_committed: "$1,183"
outcome: "refunding"
token_symbol: "8qs"
token_mint: "8qs5bkW4E2gQMniMdZsAwRDSQmPRs4mMuMfwk5aTmeta"
---
# LobsterFutarchy: Futardio Fundraise
## Summary
LobsterFutarchy proposed raising $500K to build a control plane for financial agents — secure sandboxes where agents operate with real money under onchain-enforceable rules. The 12-month roadmap included agent wallet provisioning (Safe on Ethereum, Squads on Solana), role-based permissions with session keys, futarchy governance integration for treasury decisions, and autonomous execution templates. The raise failed dramatically, collecting only $1,183 (0.24% of target) before closing in refunding status after one day.
## Market Data
- **Outcome:** Failed (refunding)
- **Funding Target:** $500,000
- **Total Committed:** $1,183 (0.24%)
- **Duration:** 1 day (2026-03-06 to 2026-03-07)
- **Platform:** Futardio v0.7
## Significance
This represents one of the most severe fundraise failures on Futardio to date by percentage of target reached. The 0.24% commitment rate suggests either:
1. Market skepticism about agent infrastructure timing (too early)
2. Team/execution risk concerns
3. Unclear product-market fit for "agent control plane" positioning
4. Competition from existing wallet infrastructure (Safe, Squads) that already provides programmable permissions
The failure contrasts sharply with successful Futardio raises like [[futardio-cult-raised-11-4-million-in-one-day-through-futarchy-governed-meme-coin-launch]] and suggests that infrastructure plays require stronger traction signals than speculative/meme launches.
## Relationship to KB
- [[futardio]] — launch platform
- [[Living Agents]] — target use case (agents managing real capital)
- [[futarchy-based fundraising creates regulatory separation because there are no beneficial owners and investment decisions emerge from market forces not centralized control]] — mechanism used
- Contrasts with [[metadao-fundraise-2]] and other successful futarchy raises

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---
type: entity
entity_type: company
name: "LobsterFutarchy"
domain: internet-finance
status: failed
tracked_by: rio
created: 2026-03-11
key_metrics:
funding_target: "$500,000"
total_committed: "$1,183"
launch_date: "2026-03-06"
close_date: "2026-03-07"
outcome: "refunding"
platform: "futardio"
---
# LobsterFutarchy
## Overview
LobsterFutarchy is a control plane for financial agents that provides secure, onchain-enforceable sandboxes for autonomous agent operation with real money under programmable rules. The project raised through [[futardio]] in March 2026, seeking $500K for 12 months of runway to build agent wallet provisioning, multi-chain support (Safe on Ethereum, Squads on Solana), role-based permissions, and futarchy-governed treasury execution. The raise failed, collecting only $1,183 before entering refunding status.
## Timeline
- **2026-03-06** — [[lobsterfutarchy-fundraise]] launched on Futardio seeking $500K for agent control plane infrastructure
- **2026-03-07** — Fundraise closed in refunding status with $1,183 committed (0.24% of target)
## Relationship to KB
- [[futardio]] — launch platform
- Positioned as infrastructure for [[Living Agents]] financial autonomy
- Addresses agent safety through programmable constraints rather than centralized control
## Links
- Website: https://lobsterfutarchy.com/
- Twitter: https://x.com/lobster

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date: 2026-03-06
domain: internet-finance
format: data
status: unprocessed
status: processed
tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana]
event_type: launch
processed_by: rio
processed_date: 2026-03-11
extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
extraction_notes: "Source is a Futardio launch page for LobsterFutarchy fundraise. No novel claims — this is purely factual entity data about a failed raise. The 0.24% commitment rate is notable as one of the most severe Futardio failures, but this is a data point not an arguable claim. Created entity pages for the company and the decision_market (fundraise proposal), plus timeline update to futardio.md. The project's vision (agent control plane, programmable financial sandboxes) is described in their pitch but represents stated intent not validated claims."
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## Launch Details
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- Token mint: `8qs5bkW4E2gQMniMdZsAwRDSQmPRs4mMuMfwk5aTmeta`
- Version: v0.7
- Closed: 2026-03-07
## Key Facts
- LobsterFutarchy fundraise launched 2026-03-06 on Futardio
- Funding target: $500,000 for 12-month runway
- Total committed: $1,183 (0.24% of target)
- Status: Refunding (closed 2026-03-07)
- Proposed monthly burn: $45K ($35K team, $5K infrastructure, $5K growth)
- Roadmap: Phase 1 (wallet provisioning, Safe/Squads integration), Phase 2 (futarchy governance), Phase 3 (autonomous execution networks)
- Token: 8qs, mint address 8qs5bkW4E2gQMniMdZsAwRDSQmPRs4mMuMfwk5aTmeta