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- Domain: internet-finance
- Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 5)

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entities/internet-finance/futardio.md

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 - **2026-03-07** — Areal DAO launch: $50K target, raised $11,654 (23.3%), REFUNDING status by 2026-03-08 — first documented failed futarchy-governed fundraise on platform
 - **2026-03-04** — [[seekervault]] fundraise launched targeting $75,000, closed next day with only $1,186 (1.6% of target) in refunding status
+- **2026-03-04** — [[pli-creperie-ambulante-futardio-fundraise]] failed: First consumer food business launch (Swiss crêperie targeting $350K) reached Refunding status within one day, testing futarchy applicability to traditional physical businesses
 ## Competitive Position
 - **Unique mechanism**: Only launch platform with futarchy-governed accountability and treasury return guarantees
 - **vs pump.fun**: pump.fun is memecoin launch (zero accountability, pure speculation). Futardio is ownership coin launch (futarchy governance, treasury enforcement). Different categories despite both being "launch platforms."

entities/internet-finance/pli-creperie-ambulante-futardio-fundraise.md

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+---
+type: entity
+entity_type: decision_market
+name: "Pli Crêperie Ambulante: Futardio Fundraise"
+domain: internet-finance
+status: failed
+parent_entity: "[[futardio]]"
+platform: "futardio"
+proposer: "Anonymous Solutions Architect, Zürich"
+proposal_url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa"
+proposal_date: 2026-03-04
+resolution_date: 2026-03-05
+category: "fundraise"
+summary: "Swiss food truck business targeting $350K for crêperie launch, failed within one day"
+key_metrics:
+  funding_target: "$350,000"
+  total_committed: "N/A"
+  duration: "1 day"
+  token_symbol: "8Xq"
+  token_mint: "8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta"
+  launch_address: "GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa"
+tracked_by: rio
+created: 2026-03-11
+---
+
+# Pli Crêperie Ambulante: Futardio Fundraise
+
+## Summary
+First documented consumer food business to attempt futarchy-governed fundraising. A Solutions Architect based in Zürich proposed raising $350K for a French crêperie food truck with three-phase expansion plan (truck → restaurant → franchise). The project explicitly rejected crypto-native framing, positioning futarchy purely as capital formation alternative to traditional fundraising. Failed within one day of launch.
+
+## Market Data
+- **Outcome:** Failed (Refunding status)
+- **Proposer:** Anonymous Solutions Architect, Zürich
+- **Launch:** 2026-03-04
+- **Closed:** 2026-03-05
+- **Duration:** 1 day
+- **Target:** $350,000
+- **Committed:** N/A
+
+## Budget Breakdown
+- Food truck + fit-out: ~60,000 CHF
+- Equipment (billig, fridges, supplies): ~8,000 CHF
+- Permits & insurance: ~6,000 CHF/year
+- Ingredients & supplies: ~24,000 CHF/year
+- Market fees & parking: ~10,000 CHF/year
+- Marketing & branding: ~6,000 CHF/year
+- Founder living expenses: ~90,000 CHF/year (Zürich cost of living)
+- Buffer / contingency: ~15,000 CHF
+- **Total:** ~219,000 CHF (~$250K USD)
+
+## Significance
+This launch tested whether futarchy-governed fundraising could extend beyond crypto-native projects to traditional physical businesses. The immediate failure suggests several potential barriers:
+
+1. **Anti-crypto positioning backfired:** Founder explicitly stated "this isn't a tech startup. There's no AI, no protocol, no flywheel diagram" and "I'm not going to pretend a crêpe truck needs a token to exist." This may have alienated the crypto-native audience without attracting traditional investors.
+
+2. **High founder compensation relative to capital efficiency:** $90K/year living expenses in a $250K raise (36% of total) for a single-founder food truck may have signaled misaligned incentives.
+
+3. **Subjective value proposition:** Unlike Myco Realms' measurable agricultural yields, a consumer food brand's success depends on subjective factors (taste, location, brand appeal) that prediction markets struggle to price.
+
+4. **Market context mismatch:** Zürich has 430K+ residents but the pitch acknowledged "no dedicated crêperie food truck operating in Zürich today" — unclear if this represents opportunity or lack of demand.
+
+Provides critical data point on futarchy applicability boundaries: physical infrastructure with measurable outputs (Myco Realms) succeeds, consumer businesses with subjective brand value fail.
+
+## Relationship to KB
+- [[futardio]] — first traditional consumer business launch on platform
+- [[futarchy-governed-permissionless-launches-require-brand-separation-to-manage-reputational-liability-because-failed-projects-on-a-curated-platform-damage-the-platforms-credibility]] — demonstrates reputational risk
+- [[myco-realms-demonstrates-futarchy-governed-physical-infrastructure-through-125k-mushroom-farm-raise-with-market-controlled-capex-deployment]] — contrasting successful physical infrastructure raise
+- [[MetaDAO is the futarchy launchpad on Solana where projects raise capital through unruggable ICOs governed by conditional markets creating the first platform for ownership coins at scale]] — extends platform usage data

inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-pli-crperie-ambulante.md

@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa"
 date: 2026-03-04
 domain: internet-finance
 format: data
-status: unprocessed
+status: processed
 tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana]
 event_type: launch
 processed_by: rio
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 extraction_notes: "First documented consumer food business futarchy raise. Failed within one day, providing critical data point on futarchy applicability to traditional physical businesses. Enriches existing claims on MetaDAO platform usage, reputational risk of permissionless launches, and comparison to Myco Realms physical infrastructure raise. Founder explicitly rejected crypto-native framing, positioning futarchy purely as capital formation alternative to traditional fundraising."
+processed_by: rio
+processed_date: 2026-03-11
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+extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
+extraction_notes: "First documented consumer food business futarchy raise. Failed within one day, providing critical data point on futarchy applicability boundaries. No new claims warranted — all insights enrich existing claims on MetaDAO platform usage, reputational risk, and comparison to Myco Realms. Created decision_market entity for the launch itself. Founder's explicit rejection of crypto-native framing ('I'm not going to pretend a crêpe truck needs a token to exist') is significant positioning data."
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 ## Launch Details
@@ -130,3 +135,13 @@ If that's you, welcome. Let's make crêpes.
 - Market context: Zürich 430k+ residents, no dedicated crêperie food truck currently operating
 - Token: 8Xq, mint address 8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta
 - Launch address: GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa
+
+
+## Key Facts
+- Pli Crêperie Ambulante launched 2026-03-04, closed 2026-03-05 (1 day duration)
+- Target raise: $350,000 (~219,000 CHF)
+- Founder living expenses: 90,000 CHF/year (36% of total raise)
+- Zürich market: 430K+ residents, no existing dedicated crêperie food truck
+- Token: 8Xq, mint address 8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta
+- Three-phase roadmap: food truck (months 1-12) → restaurant (year 2) → franchise (year 3+)
+- Founder background: Solutions Architect in tech, not trained chef