rio: extract from 2026-03-04-futardio-launch-pli-crperie-ambulante.md

- Source: inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-pli-crperie-ambulante.md
- Domain: internet-finance
- Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 5)

Pentagon-Agent: Rio <HEADLESS>

entities/internet-finance/futardio.md

@@ -46,6 +46,8 @@ MetaDAO's token launch platform. Implements "unruggable ICOs" — permissionless
 
 - **2026-03-07** — Areal DAO launch: $50K target, raised $11,654 (23.3%), REFUNDING status by 2026-03-08 — first documented failed futarchy-governed fundraise on platform
 - **2026-03-04** — [[seekervault]] fundraise launched targeting $75,000, closed next day with only $1,186 (1.6% of target) in refunding status
+- **2026-03-04** — Pli Crêperie Ambulante launched seeking $350,000 for Swiss food truck business, first documented consumer food business futarchy raise
+- **2026-03-05** — Pli reached Refunding status and closed (one-day duration), demonstrating market rejection of non-crypto-native consumer businesses
 ## Competitive Position
 - **Unique mechanism**: Only launch platform with futarchy-governed accountability and treasury return guarantees
 - **vs pump.fun**: pump.fun is memecoin launch (zero accountability, pure speculation). Futardio is ownership coin launch (futarchy governance, treasury enforcement). Different categories despite both being "launch platforms."

entities/internet-finance/pli-creperie-ambulante.md

@@ -0,0 +1,37 @@
+---
+type: entity
+entity_type: company
+name: "Pli — Crêperie Ambulante"
+domain: internet-finance
+status: failed
+founded: 2026
+headquarters: "Zürich, Switzerland"
+website: "https://test.com"
+key_people:
+  - "Founder (Solutions Architect, unnamed)"
+key_metrics:
+  raise_target: "$350,000"
+  raise_outcome: "Refunding"
+  launch_duration: "1 day"
+  token_symbol: "8Xq"
+  token_mint: "8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta"
+tracked_by: rio
+created: 2026-03-11
+---
+
+# Pli — Crêperie Ambulante
+
+Swiss food truck business that attempted to raise $350,000 through futarchy-governed fundraising on futard.io. The project represented the first documented attempt to use futarchy for a traditional consumer food business with no crypto-native integration. The raise failed within one day, providing a critical data point on futarchy market filtering for crypto-native use cases.
+
+The founder was a Solutions Architect in tech (not a trained chef) who explicitly rejected crypto framing, positioning futarchy purely as an alternative capital formation mechanism to traditional fundraising. The business model was conventional: Phase 1 food truck, Phase 2 restaurant, Phase 3 franchise expansion across Swiss cities.
+
+## Timeline
+
+- **2026-03-04** — Launched futarchy raise on futard.io targeting $350,000 for Swiss crêperie food truck. Pitch explicitly rejected crypto-native framing: "This isn't a tech startup. There's no AI, no protocol, no flywheel diagram."
+- **2026-03-05** — Reached Refunding status and closed (one-day duration). First documented consumer food business futarchy raise failure.
+
+## Relationship to KB
+
+- [[MetaDAO is the futarchy launchpad on Solana where projects raise capital through unruggable ICOs governed by conditional markets creating the first platform for ownership coins at scale]] — failed launch on futard.io platform
+- [[myco-realms-demonstrates-futarchy-governed-physical-infrastructure-through-125k-mushroom-farm-raise-with-market-controlled-capex-deployment]] — contrast case: successful physical business raise with crypto-native framing
+- [[futarchy-governed permissionless launches require brand separation to manage reputational liability because failed projects on a curated platform damage the platforms credibility]] — demonstrates reputational risk of permissionless launches

inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-pli-crperie-ambulante.md

@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa"
 date: 2026-03-04
 domain: internet-finance
 format: data
-status: unprocessed
+status: processed
 tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana]
 event_type: launch
 processed_by: rio
@@ -14,6 +14,11 @@ processed_date: 2026-03-11
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 extraction_notes: "First documented consumer food business futarchy raise. Failed within one day, providing critical data point on futarchy applicability to traditional physical businesses. Enriches existing claims on MetaDAO platform usage, reputational risk of permissionless launches, and comparison to Myco Realms physical infrastructure raise. Founder explicitly rejected crypto-native framing, positioning futarchy purely as capital formation alternative to traditional fundraising."
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+processed_date: 2026-03-11
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+extraction_notes: "First documented consumer food business futarchy raise. Failed within one day, providing critical data point on futarchy applicability to traditional physical businesses. Enriches existing claims on MetaDAO platform usage, reputational risk of permissionless launches, and comparison to Myco Realms physical infrastructure raise. Founder explicitly rejected crypto-native framing, positioning futarchy purely as capital formation alternative to traditional fundraising. Single claim extracted focusing on market filtering mechanism. Four enrichments applied to existing claims. Two entity updates: new entity for Pli, timeline entry for futardio."
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 ## Launch Details
@@ -130,3 +135,12 @@ If that's you, welcome. Let's make crêpes.
 - Market context: Zürich 430k+ residents, no dedicated crêperie food truck currently operating
 - Token: 8Xq, mint address 8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta
 - Launch address: GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa
+
+
+## Key Facts
+- Pli Crêperie Ambulante launch address: GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa
+- Token: 8Xq, mint: 8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta
+- Budget breakdown: 60k CHF truck, 8k equipment, 6k/year permits, 24k/year ingredients, 90k/year founder living, 15k buffer = ~219k CHF Phase 1
+- Market context: Zürich 430k+ residents, no dedicated crêperie food truck currently operating
+- Founder: Solutions Architect in tech, based in Zürich, not trained chef
+- Three-phase roadmap: food truck (months 1-12), restaurant (year 2), franchise (year 3+)