From 92267f3311a341a48d1a1caa28b8fbd71b0db628 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Teleo Agents Date: Thu, 12 Mar 2026 09:15:22 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] rio: extract from 2026-03-03-futardio-launch-the-meme-is-real.md - Source: inbox/archive/2026-03-03-futardio-launch-the-meme-is-real.md - Domain: internet-finance - Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 3) Pentagon-Agent: Rio --- .../futardio-the-meme-is-real.md | 49 +++++++++++++++++++ entities/internet-finance/futardio.md | 1 + ...-03-03-futardio-launch-the-meme-is-real.md | 14 +++++- 3 files changed, 63 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) create mode 100644 entities/internet-finance/futardio-the-meme-is-real.md diff --git a/entities/internet-finance/futardio-the-meme-is-real.md b/entities/internet-finance/futardio-the-meme-is-real.md new file mode 100644 index 00000000..140efca8 --- /dev/null +++ b/entities/internet-finance/futardio-the-meme-is-real.md @@ -0,0 +1,49 @@ +--- +type: entity +entity_type: decision_market +name: "Futardio: The Meme Is Real" +domain: internet-finance +status: failed +parent_entity: "[[futardio]]" +platform: "futardio" +proposer: "unknown" +proposal_url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/9VHgNjV7Lg7t6o6QqSa3Jjj1TNXftxGHnLMQFtcqpK5J" +proposal_date: 2026-03-03 +resolution_date: 2026-03-03 +category: "fundraise" +summary: "Test fundraise for $55K that closed same-day in refunding status" +key_metrics: + raise_target: "$55,000" + token_symbol: "5VV" + token_mint: "5VVU7cm5krwecBNE3WJautt6Arm2DfTuAH2iVBM9meta" + platform_version: "v0.7" +tracked_by: rio +created: 2026-03-11 +--- + +# Futardio: The Meme Is Real + +## Summary +A test fundraise on Futardio platform targeting $55,000 with token symbol 5VV. The project description ("Testing For The Boss") and same-day closure in refunding status indicate this was likely a platform test or non-serious launch rather than a genuine fundraising attempt. + +## Market Data +- **Outcome:** Failed (Refunding) +- **Launch Date:** 2026-03-03 +- **Resolution Date:** 2026-03-03 (same day) +- **Raise Target:** $55,000 +- **Total Committed:** Not disclosed +- **Token:** 5VV (5VVU7cm5krwecBNE3WJautt6Arm2DfTuAH2iVBM9meta) +- **Platform Version:** v0.7 + +## Significance +This appears to be a test launch or non-serious proposal based on: +1. Vague project description ("Testing For The Boss") +2. Same-day launch and closure +3. Refunding status with no disclosed commitment amount +4. Generic token naming (5VV) + +Not significant enough to extract governance insights, but documented as part of Futardio's early launch activity. + +## Relationship to KB +- [[futardio]] - platform hosting this launch +- [[metadao]] - parent organization developing futarchy infrastructure diff --git a/entities/internet-finance/futardio.md b/entities/internet-finance/futardio.md index 3939e101..2d3f5d99 100644 --- a/entities/internet-finance/futardio.md +++ b/entities/internet-finance/futardio.md @@ -46,6 +46,7 @@ MetaDAO's token launch platform. Implements "unruggable ICOs" — permissionless - **2026-03-07** — Areal DAO launch: $50K target, raised $11,654 (23.3%), REFUNDING status by 2026-03-08 — first documented failed futarchy-governed fundraise on platform - **2026-03-04** — [[seekervault]] fundraise launched targeting $75,000, closed next day with only $1,186 (1.6% of target) in refunding status +- **2026-03-03** — [[futardio-the-meme-is-real]] test launch closed same-day in refunding status, $55K target ## Competitive Position - **Unique mechanism**: Only launch platform with futarchy-governed accountability and treasury return guarantees - **vs pump.fun**: pump.fun is memecoin launch (zero accountability, pure speculation). Futardio is ownership coin launch (futarchy governance, treasury enforcement). Different categories despite both being "launch platforms." diff --git a/inbox/archive/2026-03-03-futardio-launch-the-meme-is-real.md b/inbox/archive/2026-03-03-futardio-launch-the-meme-is-real.md index 224eddad..ad156cfc 100644 --- a/inbox/archive/2026-03-03-futardio-launch-the-meme-is-real.md +++ b/inbox/archive/2026-03-03-futardio-launch-the-meme-is-real.md @@ -6,9 +6,13 @@ url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/9VHgNjV7Lg7t6o6QqSa3Jjj1TNXftxGHnLMQFtcqpK5J" date: 2026-03-03 domain: internet-finance format: data -status: unprocessed +status: processed tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana] event_type: launch +processed_by: rio +processed_date: 2026-03-11 +extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5" +extraction_notes: "Test/non-serious launch on Futardio. Created decision_market entity for completeness but no extractable claims - appears to be platform testing rather than genuine fundraise. Same-day closure and vague description indicate low significance. Added timeline entry to parent Futardio entity." --- ## Launch Details @@ -36,3 +40,11 @@ The boss man says he needs this, so who am I to deny what genius should have or - Token mint: `5VVU7cm5krwecBNE3WJautt6Arm2DfTuAH2iVBM9meta` - Version: v0.7 - Closed: 2026-03-03 + + +## Key Facts +- Futardio launch 'The Meme Is Real' targeted $55K (2026-03-03) +- Launch closed same-day in refunding status +- Token symbol 5VV, mint address 5VVU7cm5krwecBNE3WJautt6Arm2DfTuAH2iVBM9meta +- Platform version v0.7 +- Project description: 'Testing For The Boss'