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- Source: inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-one-of-sick-token.md
- Domain: internet-finance
- Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 4)

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@ -6,13 +6,17 @@ url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/Gdyb1kNw26gve1VqU3zRxwZJhwJd5nAQ4goKNvAQBv9K"
date: 2026-03-04
domain: internet-finance
format: data
status: unprocessed
status: null-result
tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana]
event_type: launch
processed_by: rio
processed_date: 2026-03-11
extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
extraction_notes: "This source is a single failed token launch data point with no substantive description, team information, or analysis. The project description is repetitive placeholder text ('one of sick token' repeated 19 times). The 'links' point to Twitter searches, not actual project accounts. This represents a failed launch event but contains no evidence supporting new claims about futarchy, MetaDAO platform dynamics, launch success factors, or internet finance mechanisms. It's a data point for potential aggregate analysis (e.g., if we were tracking MetaDAO launch success rates) but alone provides no arguable insight. The existing claim 'MetaDAO is the futarchy launchpad on Solana' already establishes the platform's existence; this single failure neither confirms nor challenges any existing claims about platform efficacy, user behavior, or market dynamics. Preserved as archival fact in case future aggregate analysis of launch patterns becomes relevant."
processed_by: rio
processed_date: 2026-03-11
extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
extraction_notes: "This source is a single failed token launch with no substantive content. The project description is repetitive placeholder text ('one of sick token' repeated 19 times), links point to Twitter searches rather than actual project accounts, and the launch failed immediately with only $50 of $50,000 target raised. This represents a trivial failed launch that does not meet the significance threshold for a standalone decision_market entity (no real capital at stake, no governance dynamics, obvious spam/test). The data point is preserved as key_facts in the source archive. No new claims are warranted—this single failure neither confirms nor challenges existing claims about MetaDAO platform dynamics, launch success factors, or futarchy mechanisms. The existing claim 'MetaDAO is the futarchy launchpad on Solana' already establishes the platform's existence; individual failed launches are noise unless they reveal pattern or mechanism insight, which this does not."
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## Launch Details
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- Token: HsN, mint address HsNsqUzMZvLw2imafejioN18oQ5r1gr65eVB1wRVmeta
- Launch address: Gdyb1kNw26gve1VqU3zRxwZJhwJd5nAQ4goKNvAQBv9K
- Platform version: v0.7
## Key Facts
- Futardio launch 'one of sick token' targeted $50,000 funding (2026-03-04)
- Launch received only $50 in commitments (0.1% of target)
- Launch closed 2026-03-05 after one day in refund status
- Token: HsN, mint address HsNsqUzMZvLw2imafejioN18oQ5r1gr65eVB1wRVmeta
- Launch address: Gdyb1kNw26gve1VqU3zRxwZJhwJd5nAQ4goKNvAQBv9K
- Platform version: v0.7