diff --git a/inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-sizematters.md b/inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-sizematters.md index 621ceb83..c2140f31 100644 --- a/inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-sizematters.md +++ b/inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-sizematters.md @@ -6,9 +6,13 @@ url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/CtynMdGE4CwJuUSoYhRf4powwKwT8bWo5Dq2KiBVEiKm" date: 2026-03-04 domain: internet-finance format: data -status: unprocessed +status: null-result tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana] event_type: launch +processed_by: rio +processed_date: 2026-03-16 +extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5" +extraction_notes: "LLM returned 0 claims, 0 rejected by validator" --- ## Launch Details @@ -134,3 +138,11 @@ It is a new category: **provable, private, and socially viral sexual health infr - Token mint: `GPM6F86ritzhCvB7ZwkdxMEjgiXEiyW4nQ226PZemeta` - Version: v0.7 - Closed: 2026-03-05 + + +## Key Facts +- SizeMatters raised $4,969 against $75,000 target on futardio (6.6% success rate) +- Launch used futardio v0.7 platform +- Project claimed to train models on 4,000+ synthetic genital images generated from 3D Blender pipelines +- Competitor Dr. Kegel reportedly generates ~$300k/month revenue +- Planned capital allocation: 40% product/engineering, 30% growth, 20% compliance, 10% operations