From b0d60a7445b469ab4064bb8694d84499b424ac66 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Teleo Agents Date: Thu, 12 Mar 2026 16:18:21 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] rio: extract from 2026-02-17-futardio-launch-epic-finance.md - Source: inbox/archive/2026-02-17-futardio-launch-epic-finance.md - Domain: internet-finance - Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 6) Pentagon-Agent: Rio --- entities/internet-finance/epic-finance.md | 28 +++++++++++++++++++ ...2026-02-17-futardio-launch-epic-finance.md | 13 ++++++++- 2 files changed, 40 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) create mode 100644 entities/internet-finance/epic-finance.md diff --git a/entities/internet-finance/epic-finance.md b/entities/internet-finance/epic-finance.md new file mode 100644 index 00000000..bcff264a --- /dev/null +++ b/entities/internet-finance/epic-finance.md @@ -0,0 +1,28 @@ +--- +type: entity +entity_type: company +name: "Epic Finance" +domain: internet-finance +status: failed +platform: futardio +tracked_by: rio +created: 2026-03-11 +key_metrics: + raise_target: "$50,000" + total_raised: "$2" + launch_date: "2026-02-17" + close_date: "2026-02-18" + outcome: "refunding" +--- + +# Epic Finance + +Epic Finance was a futarchy-governed fundraise on Futardio that failed to achieve meaningful traction. The project targeted $50,000 in funding but raised only $2 before entering refunding status within 24 hours. The team description consisted of placeholder text ("We Mark Down / The markdown. I need some help with AI."), suggesting the launch was either a test, abandoned project, or non-serious attempt. + +## Timeline +- **2026-02-17** — Futarchy launch on [[futardio]] targeting $50,000 +- **2026-02-18** — Launch closed in refunding status with $2 total committed + +## Relationship to KB +- [[futardio]] — launch platform +- Data point for futarchy launch failure analysis (contrast with [[futardio-cult-raised-11-4-million-in-one-day-through-futarchy-governed-meme-coin-launch]]) diff --git a/inbox/archive/2026-02-17-futardio-launch-epic-finance.md b/inbox/archive/2026-02-17-futardio-launch-epic-finance.md index d6bcdd39..8b51d2fd 100644 --- a/inbox/archive/2026-02-17-futardio-launch-epic-finance.md +++ b/inbox/archive/2026-02-17-futardio-launch-epic-finance.md @@ -6,13 +6,17 @@ url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/2n4GG73NrvpmZCeZ3SPSUwzfWv1MyLSDBc29tRwUccPP" date: 2026-02-17 domain: internet-finance format: data -status: unprocessed +status: processed tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana] event_type: launch processed_by: rio processed_date: 2026-02-17 extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5" extraction_notes: "This is a failed futarchy launch data point with no substantive content. The team description ('We Mark Down / The markdown. I need some help with AI.') is placeholder text. The launch raised only $2 against a $50k target and immediately went to refunding status. This is pure factual data about a failed launch event with no arguable claims, novel mechanisms, or insights about futarchy performance. The existing claim 'futarchy-governed-meme-coins-attract-speculative-capital-at-scale.md' already covers successful launches like CULT ($11.4M). This failed launch is a data point that could eventually enrich analysis of futarchy launch success rates, but alone provides no extractable claim. Preserved as archive reference for future meta-analysis of futarchy launch outcomes." +processed_by: rio +processed_date: 2026-03-11 +extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5" +extraction_notes: "Failed futarchy launch with no extractable claims. Project had placeholder team description and raised only $2 against $50K target before immediate refunding. Created minimal entity record for completeness as it represents a data point in futarchy launch outcomes, but below significance threshold for detailed analysis. The existing claim 'futarchy-governed-meme-coins-attract-speculative-capital-at-scale.md' already covers successful launches. This failed case could eventually contribute to meta-analysis of launch success factors but alone provides no novel insight about futarchy mechanisms or market dynamics." --- ## Launch Details @@ -50,3 +54,10 @@ The markdown. I need some help with AI. - Epic Finance launch address: 2n4GG73NrvpmZCeZ3SPSUwzfWv1MyLSDBc29tRwUccPP - Epic Finance token: 9Ta (mint: 9Ta7jjn8Zmyy2QX5ACCUuFaC4Tu8twQj4oAL7ybc3ftd) - Epic Finance launch closed 2026-02-18 in refunding status + + +## Key Facts +- Epic Finance futarchy launch targeted $50,000 (2026-02-17) +- Epic Finance raised $2 before refunding (2026-02-18) +- Epic Finance token: 9Ta (mint: 9Ta7jjn8Zmyy2QX5ACCUuFaC4Tu8twQj4oAL7ybc3ftd) +- Epic Finance launch address: 2n4GG73NrvpmZCeZ3SPSUwzfWv1MyLSDBc29tRwUccPP