From ce44b70e1d03df9ca2b010a031db1ba4f97195bc Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Teleo Agents Date: Thu, 12 Mar 2026 04:48:18 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] rio: extract from 2026-03-06-futardio-launch-lobsterfutarchy.md - Source: inbox/archive/2026-03-06-futardio-launch-lobsterfutarchy.md - Domain: internet-finance - Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 4) Pentagon-Agent: Rio --- entities/internet-finance/futardio.md | 1 + entities/internet-finance/lobsterfutarchy.md | 35 +++++++++++++++++++ ...6-03-06-futardio-launch-lobsterfutarchy.md | 13 ++++++- 3 files changed, 48 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) create mode 100644 entities/internet-finance/lobsterfutarchy.md diff --git a/entities/internet-finance/futardio.md b/entities/internet-finance/futardio.md index 3939e1019..36e3832a0 100644 --- a/entities/internet-finance/futardio.md +++ b/entities/internet-finance/futardio.md @@ -46,6 +46,7 @@ MetaDAO's token launch platform. Implements "unruggable ICOs" — permissionless - **2026-03-07** — Areal DAO launch: $50K target, raised $11,654 (23.3%), REFUNDING status by 2026-03-08 — first documented failed futarchy-governed fundraise on platform - **2026-03-04** — [[seekervault]] fundraise launched targeting $75,000, closed next day with only $1,186 (1.6% of target) in refunding status +- **2026-03-06** — LobsterFutarchy launch on Futardio raised only $1,183 of $500K target before entering refunding status, demonstrating platform's quality filter through market rejection ## Competitive Position - **Unique mechanism**: Only launch platform with futarchy-governed accountability and treasury return guarantees - **vs pump.fun**: pump.fun is memecoin launch (zero accountability, pure speculation). Futardio is ownership coin launch (futarchy governance, treasury enforcement). Different categories despite both being "launch platforms." diff --git a/entities/internet-finance/lobsterfutarchy.md b/entities/internet-finance/lobsterfutarchy.md new file mode 100644 index 000000000..caca4c4f5 --- /dev/null +++ b/entities/internet-finance/lobsterfutarchy.md @@ -0,0 +1,35 @@ +--- +type: entity +entity_type: company +name: "LobsterFutarchy" +domain: internet-finance +status: failed +website: "https://lobsterfutarchy.com/" +twitter: "https://x.com/lobster" +tracked_by: rio +created: 2026-03-11 +key_metrics: + funding_target: "$500,000" + total_committed: "$1,183" + raise_status: "refunding" + launch_date: "2026-03-06" + close_date: "2026-03-07" + platform: "futardio" +--- + +# LobsterFutarchy + +## Overview + +LobsterFutarchy is a control plane for financial agents that provides secure, onchain-enforceable sandboxes for autonomous agent operation with real money under programmable rules. The project raised through Futardio but failed to meet its $500K target, collecting only $1,183 before entering refunding status. + +## Timeline + +- **2026-03-06** — Launched fundraise on Futardio targeting $500K for 12-month runway to build agent wallet provisioning, multi-chain support (Solana/Safe), and futarchy governance integration +- **2026-03-07** — Fundraise closed in refunding status with $1,183 committed (0.24% of target) + +## Relationship to KB + +- [[futardio]] — launch platform +- [[MetaDAO]] — futarchy governance infrastructure referenced in roadmap +- Related to agent autonomy and financial control themes in [[living-agents/_map]] diff --git a/inbox/archive/2026-03-06-futardio-launch-lobsterfutarchy.md b/inbox/archive/2026-03-06-futardio-launch-lobsterfutarchy.md index d1e46d302..1d4418d1d 100644 --- a/inbox/archive/2026-03-06-futardio-launch-lobsterfutarchy.md +++ b/inbox/archive/2026-03-06-futardio-launch-lobsterfutarchy.md @@ -6,9 +6,13 @@ url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/2d9RAui8BGYh8Jt7dc49WSFTuXVRT4nNE4Sy2mUtALNZ" date: 2026-03-06 domain: internet-finance format: data -status: unprocessed +status: processed tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana] event_type: launch +processed_by: rio +processed_date: 2026-03-11 +extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5" +extraction_notes: "Failed fundraise with 0.24% of target reached. No novel claims about futarchy mechanisms or agent architecture — pitch describes planned features without evidence of traction or novel insights. Entity extraction only, as this represents a market rejection data point for Futardio's quality filtering." --- ## Launch Details @@ -191,3 +195,10 @@ The objective is to become the default control layer for agentic finance, giving - Token mint: `8qs5bkW4E2gQMniMdZsAwRDSQmPRs4mMuMfwk5aTmeta` - Version: v0.7 - Closed: 2026-03-07 + + +## Key Facts +- LobsterFutarchy targeted $500K for 12-month runway at $45K/month burn rate +- Proposed roadmap: Phase 1 (wallet/safety/multi-chain), Phase 2 (futarchy governance), Phase 3 (autonomous execution networks) +- Team allocation: $35K/month development, $5K/month infrastructure, $5K/month growth +- Planned Solana support via Squads multisig integration and Safe-based wallet support