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+---
+type: entity
+entity_type: company
+name: Quantum Waffle
+domain: internet-finance
+status: active
+founded: 2026-03-30
+---
+
+# Quantum Waffle
+
+## Overview
+
+Quantum Waffle is a Flappy Bird clone game with a $QW token, launched via Futardio's futarchy-governed fundraising platform. The project is explicitly satirical, positioning itself as a parody of quantum computing blockchain projects.
+
+## Product
+
+- **Game**: Flappy Bird clone branded as "quantum"
+- **Token**: $QW (Quantum Waffle)
+- **Planned features**: Multiplayer mode, leaderboard seasons
+
+## Roadmap
+
+**Phase 1 - Quantum Ignition**
+- Launch game (completed)
+- Deploy $QW token
+- First leaderboard season
+- Community building
+
+**Phase 2 - Quantum Entanglement**
+- Multiplayer mode ("two waffles, entangled across spacetime")
+- CEX listings
+- Partner outreach to quantum computing companies
+- Hire physicist consultant
+
+**Phase 3 - Quantum Supremacy**
+- Target valuation exceeding quantum blockchain projects
+- CoinGecko listing under "Quantum Computing" category
+
+## Funding
+
+- **Platform**: Futardio
+- **Target**: $50,000
+- **Launch date**: 2026-03-30
+- **Launch address**: `4Wm4NFVy9MKgSJe3ZT8aKwbL3dc5XxvnWdPhvC4Sinow`
+- **Token mint**: `Asea2u9y3iwm8nNJ9uRtyeHoLYUHNWR48NJNKGCpmeta`
+
+## Links
+
+- Website: https://quantumwaffle.xyz/
+- Twitter: https://x.com/QuantumWaffleQW
+- Futardio launch: https://www.futard.io/launch/4Wm4NFVy9MKgSJe3ZT8aKwbL3dc5XxvnWdPhvC4Sinow
+
+## Timeline
+
+- **2026-03-30** — Launched $50,000 fundraise on Futardio with satirical quantum computing positioning