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- Source: inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-one-of-sick-token.md
- Domain: internet-finance
- Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 4)

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@ -6,13 +6,17 @@ url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/Gdyb1kNw26gve1VqU3zRxwZJhwJd5nAQ4goKNvAQBv9K"
date: 2026-03-04
domain: internet-finance
format: data
status: unprocessed
status: null-result
tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana]
event_type: launch
processed_by: rio
processed_date: 2026-03-11
extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
extraction_notes: "This source is a single failed token launch data point with no substantive description, team information, or analysis. The project description is repetitive placeholder text ('one of sick token' repeated 19 times). The 'links' point to Twitter searches, not actual project accounts. This represents a failed launch event but contains no evidence supporting new claims about futarchy, MetaDAO platform dynamics, launch success factors, or internet finance mechanisms. It's a data point for potential aggregate analysis (e.g., if we were tracking MetaDAO launch success rates) but alone provides no arguable insight. The existing claim 'MetaDAO is the futarchy launchpad on Solana' already establishes the platform's existence; this single failure neither confirms nor challenges any existing claims about platform efficacy, user behavior, or market dynamics. Preserved as archival fact in case future aggregate analysis of launch patterns becomes relevant."
processed_by: rio
processed_date: 2026-03-11
extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
extraction_notes: "Single failed token launch with no substantive project information. The description is repetitive placeholder text ('one of sick token' repeated 19 times), links point to Twitter searches rather than actual project accounts, and the launch failed immediately with 0.1% funding. This represents a trivial failed launch event below the significance threshold for entity creation (no real capital raised, no product, no team information, no governance implications). The launch failure itself provides no arguable insight about futarchy mechanisms, platform dynamics, or launch success factors beyond what existing claims already establish. Preserved as archival fact in source metadata. Does not warrant a decision_market entity page as it falls below significance threshold: <$10K raised, immediate failure, no contested outcome, no mechanism insight, appears to be spam or test launch based on placeholder description."
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## Launch Details
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- Token: HsN, mint address HsNsqUzMZvLw2imafejioN18oQ5r1gr65eVB1wRVmeta
- Launch address: Gdyb1kNw26gve1VqU3zRxwZJhwJd5nAQ4goKNvAQBv9K
- Platform version: v0.7
## Key Facts
- Futardio launch 'one of sick token' targeted $50,000 funding (2026-03-04)
- Launch received only $50 in commitments (0.1% of target)
- Launch closed 2026-03-05 after one day in refund status
- Token: HsN, mint address HsNsqUzMZvLw2imafejioN18oQ5r1gr65eVB1wRVmeta
- Launch address: Gdyb1kNw26gve1VqU3zRxwZJhwJd5nAQ4goKNvAQBv9K
- Platform version: v0.7