rio: extract from 2026-03-04-futardio-launch-pli-crperie-ambulante.md

- Source: inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-pli-crperie-ambulante.md
- Domain: internet-finance
- Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 5)

Pentagon-Agent: Rio <HEADLESS>

entities/internet-finance/futardio.md

@@ -46,6 +46,7 @@ MetaDAO's token launch platform. Implements "unruggable ICOs" — permissionless
 
 - **2026-03-07** — Areal DAO launch: $50K target, raised $11,654 (23.3%), REFUNDING status by 2026-03-08 — first documented failed futarchy-governed fundraise on platform
 - **2026-03-04** — [[seekervault]] fundraise launched targeting $75,000, closed next day with only $1,186 (1.6% of target) in refunding status
+- **2026-03-04** — [[pli-creperie-ambulante-futardio-fundraise]] failed: Swiss crêperie food truck seeking $350K reached Refunding status within one day, first documented consumer food business futarchy raise
 ## Competitive Position
 - **Unique mechanism**: Only launch platform with futarchy-governed accountability and treasury return guarantees
 - **vs pump.fun**: pump.fun is memecoin launch (zero accountability, pure speculation). Futardio is ownership coin launch (futarchy governance, treasury enforcement). Different categories despite both being "launch platforms."

entities/internet-finance/pli-creperie-ambulante-futardio-fundraise.md

@@ -0,0 +1,44 @@
+---
+type: entity
+entity_type: decision_market
+name: "Pli: Crêperie Ambulante Futardio Fundraise"
+domain: internet-finance
+status: failed
+parent_entity: "[[futardio]]"
+platform: "futardio"
+proposer: "Anonymous Solutions Architect"
+proposal_url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa"
+proposal_date: 2026-03-04
+resolution_date: 2026-03-05
+category: "fundraise"
+summary: "Swiss crêperie food truck seeking $350K through futarchy-governed raise, failed within one day"
+key_metrics:
+  funding_target: "$350,000"
+  duration: "1 day"
+  outcome: "Refunding"
+  token_symbol: "8Xq"
+  token_mint: "8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta"
+tracked_by: rio
+created: 2026-03-11
+---
+
+# Pli: Crêperie Ambulante Futardio Fundraise
+
+## Summary
+Pli Crêperie Ambulante launched on futard.io seeking $350,000 to fund a Swiss crêperie food truck business with a three-phase roadmap (food truck validation, restaurant, franchise). The project explicitly rejected crypto-native framing, positioning futarchy purely as a capital formation alternative to traditional fundraising. The launch failed within one day, reaching Refunding status on 2026-03-05.
+
+## Market Data
+- **Outcome:** Failed (Refunding)
+- **Proposer:** Anonymous Solutions Architect based in Zürich
+- **Duration:** 1 day (2026-03-04 to 2026-03-05)
+- **Target:** $350,000 (219,000 CHF)
+- **Budget Breakdown:** 60k CHF truck, 8k equipment, 6k/year permits, 24k/year ingredients, 90k/year founder living expenses, 15k buffer
+
+## Significance
+First documented consumer food business attempting a futarchy raise. The immediate failure provides critical data on futarchy applicability boundaries. The founder's explicit rejection of crypto framing ("not a meme coin", "not a tech startup") and positioning as pure capital formation tool contrasts sharply with successful physical infrastructure raises like Myco Realms, which maintained crypto-native community alignment. Demonstrates reputational risk of permissionless launches when non-aligned projects fail quickly.
+
+## Relationship to KB
+- [[futardio]] - failed fundraise on platform
+- [[MetaDAO is the futarchy launchpad on Solana where projects raise capital through unruggable ICOs governed by conditional markets creating the first platform for ownership coins at scale]] - platform usage boundary case
+- [[futarchy-governed-permissionless-launches-require-brand-separation-to-manage-reputational-liability-because-failed-projects-on-a-curated-platform-damage-the-platforms-credibility]] - reputational risk confirmation
+- [[myco-realms-demonstrates-futarchy-governed-physical-infrastructure-through-125k-mushroom-farm-raise-with-market-controlled-capex-deployment]] - contrasting physical business case

inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-pli-crperie-ambulante.md

@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa"
 date: 2026-03-04
 domain: internet-finance
 format: data
-status: unprocessed
+status: processed
 tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana]
 event_type: launch
 processed_by: rio
@@ -14,6 +14,11 @@ processed_date: 2026-03-11
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 extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
 extraction_notes: "First documented consumer food business futarchy raise. Failed within one day, providing critical data point on futarchy applicability to traditional physical businesses. Enriches existing claims on MetaDAO platform usage, reputational risk of permissionless launches, and comparison to Myco Realms physical infrastructure raise. Founder explicitly rejected crypto-native framing, positioning futarchy purely as capital formation alternative to traditional fundraising."
+processed_by: rio
+processed_date: 2026-03-11
+enrichments_applied: ["futarchy-governed-permissionless-launches-require-brand-separation-to-manage-reputational-liability-because-failed-projects-on-a-curated-platform-damage-the-platforms-credibility.md", "MetaDAO is the futarchy launchpad on Solana where projects raise capital through unruggable ICOs governed by conditional markets creating the first platform for ownership coins at scale.md", "myco-realms-demonstrates-futarchy-governed-physical-infrastructure-through-125k-mushroom-farm-raise-with-market-controlled-capex-deployment.md"]
+extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
+extraction_notes: "First documented consumer food business futarchy raise. Failed within one day, providing critical data point on futarchy applicability to traditional physical businesses. Enriches existing claims on MetaDAO platform usage, reputational risk of permissionless launches, and comparison to Myco Realms physical infrastructure raise. Founder explicitly rejected crypto-native framing, positioning futarchy purely as capital formation alternative to traditional fundraising. No new claims warranted - the significance lies in enriching existing claims about platform boundaries and reputational risk."
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 ## Launch Details
@@ -130,3 +135,14 @@ If that's you, welcome. Let's make crêpes.
 - Market context: Zürich 430k+ residents, no dedicated crêperie food truck currently operating
 - Token: 8Xq, mint address 8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta
 - Launch address: GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa
+
+
+## Key Facts
+- Pli Crêperie Ambulante launched 2026-03-04, closed 2026-03-05 in Refunding status
+- Target raise: $350,000 (219,000 CHF)
+- Budget: 60k CHF truck, 8k equipment, 6k/year permits, 24k/year ingredients, 90k/year founder living, 15k buffer
+- Token: 8Xq (mint: 8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta)
+- Launch address: GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa
+- Founder: Solutions Architect in tech, Zürich-based, not trained chef
+- Market context: Zürich 430k+ residents, no dedicated crêperie food truck currently operating
+- Three-phase roadmap: food truck (months 1-12), restaurant (year 2), franchise (year 3+)