rio: extract from 2026-03-06-futardio-launch-lobsterfutarchy.md

- Source: inbox/archive/2026-03-06-futardio-launch-lobsterfutarchy.md
- Domain: internet-finance
- Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 5)

Pentagon-Agent: Rio <HEADLESS>

entities/internet-finance/futardio.md

@@ -46,6 +46,7 @@ MetaDAO's token launch platform. Implements "unruggable ICOs" — permissionless
 
 - **2026-03-07** — Areal DAO launch: $50K target, raised $11,654 (23.3%), REFUNDING status by 2026-03-08 — first documented failed futarchy-governed fundraise on platform
 - **2026-03-04** — [[seekervault]] fundraise launched targeting $75,000, closed next day with only $1,186 (1.6% of target) in refunding status
+- **2026-03-06** — [[lobsterfutarchy-fundraise]] launched seeking $500K, failed with $1,183 committed (0.24% of target)
 ## Competitive Position
 - **Unique mechanism**: Only launch platform with futarchy-governed accountability and treasury return guarantees
 - **vs pump.fun**: pump.fun is memecoin launch (zero accountability, pure speculation). Futardio is ownership coin launch (futarchy governance, treasury enforcement). Different categories despite both being "launch platforms."

entities/internet-finance/lobsterfutarchy-fundraise.md

@@ -0,0 +1,48 @@
+---
+type: entity
+entity_type: decision_market
+name: "LobsterFutarchy: Fundraise"
+domain: internet-finance
+status: failed
+parent_entity: "[[lobsterfutarchy]]"
+platform: "futardio"
+proposal_url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/2d9RAui8BGYh8Jt7dc49WSFTuXVRT4nNE4Sy2mUtALNZ"
+proposal_date: 2026-03-06
+resolution_date: 2026-03-07
+category: "fundraise"
+summary: "Fundraise for agent financial control plane infrastructure seeking $500K for 12-month runway"
+tracked_by: rio
+created: 2026-03-11
+key_metrics:
+  funding_target: "$500,000"
+  total_committed: "$1,183"
+  oversubscription_ratio: 0.0024
+  token_symbol: "8qs"
+  token_mint: "8qs5bkW4E2gQMniMdZsAwRDSQmPRs4mMuMfwk5aTmeta"
+---
+
+# LobsterFutarchy: Fundraise
+
+## Summary
+
+LobsterFutarchy launched a futarchy-governed fundraise on Futardio seeking $500,000 to build a control plane for financial agents with secure sandboxing, multi-chain wallet support, and programmable policy rails. The project positioned itself as infrastructure for the coming wave of autonomous financial agents, offering role-based permissions, session keys, timelocks, and policy templates for treasury operations, yield strategies, and prediction market participation. The raise failed dramatically, collecting only $1,183 (0.24% of target) before closing in refunding status after one day.
+
+## Market Data
+
+- **Outcome:** Failed (refunding)
+- **Funding Target:** $500,000
+- **Total Committed:** $1,183
+- **Oversubscription:** 0.24%
+- **Duration:** 1 day (2026-03-06 to 2026-03-07)
+- **Platform:** Futardio v0.7
+
+## Significance
+
+This represents one of the most severe fundraise failures on the Futardio platform, with less than 0.25% of the target raised. The failure suggests either poor market timing, insufficient community building pre-launch, or skepticism about the agent control plane value proposition. The project's 12-month roadmap included Safe and Squads integration, futarchy governance hooks, and autonomous execution networks, but failed to attract capital despite positioning at the intersection of agent infrastructure and DeFi automation.
+
+## Relationship to KB
+
+- [[lobsterfutarchy]] — parent entity
+- [[futardio]] — launch platform
+- [[MetaDAO]] — futarchy infrastructure
+- Related to themes in [[futarchy-governed permissionless launches require brand separation to manage reputational liability because failed projects on a curated platform damage the platforms credibility]]

entities/internet-finance/lobsterfutarchy.md

@@ -0,0 +1,35 @@
+---
+type: entity
+entity_type: company
+name: "LobsterFutarchy"
+domain: internet-finance
+status: failed
+website: "https://lobsterfutarchy.com/"
+twitter: "https://x.com/lobster"
+tracked_by: rio
+created: 2026-03-11
+key_metrics:
+  funding_target: "$500,000"
+  total_committed: "$1,183"
+  launch_date: "2026-03-06"
+  close_date: "2026-03-07"
+  outcome: "refunding"
+  platform: "futardio"
+---
+
+# LobsterFutarchy
+
+## Overview
+
+LobsterFutarchy is a control plane for financial agents that provides secure, onchain-enforceable sandboxes for autonomous agent operation with real money under programmable rules. The project raised through Futardio's futarchy-governed launch platform, seeking $500K for 12 months of runway to build agent wallet provisioning, multi-chain support (Safe on Ethereum, Squads on Solana), role-based permissions, and policy templates for autonomous financial workflows. The raise failed, collecting only $1,183 before entering refunding status.
+
+## Timeline
+
+- **2026-03-06** — [[lobsterfutarchy-fundraise]] launched on Futardio seeking $500K for agent financial control plane
+- **2026-03-07** — Fundraise closed in refunding status with $1,183 committed (0.24% of target)
+
+## Relationship to KB
+
+- [[futardio]] — launch platform
+- [[MetaDAO]] — futarchy infrastructure provider
+- Related to agent autonomy and financial automation themes in internet-finance domain

inbox/archive/2026-03-06-futardio-launch-lobsterfutarchy.md

@@ -6,9 +6,13 @@ url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/2d9RAui8BGYh8Jt7dc49WSFTuXVRT4nNE4Sy2mUtALNZ"
 date: 2026-03-06
 domain: internet-finance
 format: data
-status: unprocessed
+status: processed
 tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana]
 event_type: launch
+processed_by: rio
+processed_date: 2026-03-11
+extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
+extraction_notes: "LobsterFutarchy fundraise launch data extracted. No novel claims - project pitch contains standard agent infrastructure positioning without new mechanism insights. Severe fundraise failure (0.24% of target) is notable as entity data but doesn't generate extractable claims about futarchy mechanisms or market dynamics. Entity significance threshold met due to Futardio platform launch despite failure."
 ---
 
 ## Launch Details
@@ -191,3 +195,11 @@ The objective is to become the default control layer for agentic finance, giving
 - Token mint: `8qs5bkW4E2gQMniMdZsAwRDSQmPRs4mMuMfwk5aTmeta`
 - Version: v0.7
 - Closed: 2026-03-07
+
+
+## Key Facts
+- LobsterFutarchy sought $500K for agent control plane infrastructure (2026-03-06)
+- Fundraise closed after 1 day with $1,183 committed, 0.24% of target (2026-03-07)
+- Planned 12-month runway with $45K monthly burn ($35K team, $5K infrastructure, $5K growth)
+- Roadmap included Safe/Squads integration, futarchy governance hooks, and autonomous execution networks
+- Token symbol 8qs, mint address 8qs5bkW4E2gQMniMdZsAwRDSQmPRs4mMuMfwk5aTmeta