rio: extract from 2026-03-03-futardio-launch-the-meme-is-real.md

- Source: inbox/archive/2026-03-03-futardio-launch-the-meme-is-real.md
- Domain: internet-finance
- Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 2)

Pentagon-Agent: Rio <HEADLESS>

entities/internet-finance/the-meme-is-real.md

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+---
+type: entity
+entity_type: decision_market
+name: "The Meme Is Real"
+domain: internet-finance
+status: failed
+parent_entity: "[[futardio]]"
+platform: "futardio"
+proposer: "unknown"
+proposal_url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/9VHgNjV7Lg7t6o6QqSa3Jjj1TNXftxGHnLMQFtcqpK5J"
+proposal_date: 2026-03-03
+resolution_date: 2026-03-03
+category: "fundraise"
+summary: "Test fundraise on Futardio platform that immediately went to refunding status"
+key_metrics:
+  raise_target: "$55,000"
+  token_symbol: "5VV"
+  token_mint: "5VVU7cm5krwecBNE3WJautt6Arm2DfTuAH2iVBM9meta"
+  platform_version: "v0.7"
+tracked_by: rio
+created: 2026-03-11
+---
+
+# The Meme Is Real
+
+## Summary
+A test fundraise launched on Futardio on March 3, 2026 with a $55,000 target. The project description ("Testing For The Boss") and immediate refunding status indicate this was either a platform test or a failed launch attempt. The project claimed affiliation with spree.co but provided minimal substantive information.
+
+## Market Data
+- **Outcome:** Refunded (same day as launch)
+- **Raise Target:** $55,000
+- **Total Committed:** Not disclosed
+- **Token:** 5VV
+- **Platform Version:** v0.7
+
+## Significance
+This entity does not meet the significance threshold for detailed tracking. It appears to be either a platform test or a trivial launch that failed immediately. Included for completeness of Futardio launch history but represents no meaningful governance or mechanism insight.
+
+## Relationship to KB
+- [[futardio]] - launch platform

inbox/archive/2026-03-03-futardio-launch-the-meme-is-real.md

@@ -6,9 +6,13 @@ url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/9VHgNjV7Lg7t6o6QqSa3Jjj1TNXftxGHnLMQFtcqpK5J"
 date: 2026-03-03
 domain: internet-finance
 format: data
-status: unprocessed
+status: processed
 tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana]
 event_type: launch
+processed_by: rio
+processed_date: 2026-03-11
+extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
+extraction_notes: "Trivial launch that does not meet significance threshold - appears to be test or immediate failure. Created minimal entity for Futardio timeline completeness only. No extractable claims or enrichments. Description 'Testing For The Boss' and same-day refunding indicate this was not a serious fundraise attempt."
 ---
 
 ## Launch Details
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 - Token mint: `5VVU7cm5krwecBNE3WJautt6Arm2DfTuAH2iVBM9meta`
 - Version: v0.7
 - Closed: 2026-03-03
+
+
+## Key Facts
+- The Meme Is Real launched on Futardio 2026-03-03 with $55K target
+- Launch went to REFUNDING status same day
+- Token symbol 5VV, mint address 5VVU7cm5krwecBNE3WJautt6Arm2DfTuAH2iVBM9meta
+- Platform version v0.7
+- Associated URLs: spree.co, twitter.com/spree