diff --git a/inbox/archive/2026-01-01-futardio-launch-quantum-waffle.md b/inbox/archive/2026-01-01-futardio-launch-quantum-waffle.md new file mode 100644 index 00000000..e74cab16 --- /dev/null +++ b/inbox/archive/2026-01-01-futardio-launch-quantum-waffle.md @@ -0,0 +1,56 @@ +--- +type: source +title: "Futardio: Quantum Waffle fundraise goes live" +author: "futard.io" +url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/4Wm4NFVy9MKgSJe3ZT8aKwbL3dc5XxvnWdPhvC4Sinow" +date: 2026-01-01 +domain: internet-finance +format: data +status: unprocessed +tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana] +event_type: launch +--- + +## Launch Details +- Project: Quantum Waffle +- Description: We made a flappy bird clone, called it "quantum," and dared the universe to stop us. The universe didn't. Here we are. You're welcome. +- Funding target: $50,000.00 +- Total committed: N/A +- Status: Initialized +- Launch date: 2026-01-01 +- URL: https://www.futard.io/launch/4Wm4NFVy9MKgSJe3ZT8aKwbL3dc5XxvnWdPhvC4Sinow + +## Team / Description + +PHASE 1 +QUANTUM IGNITION +Launch game (DONE — more than most quantum projects can say) +Deploy $QW token +First leaderboard season +Community of degens who understand the joke + +PHASE 2 +QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT +Multiplayer mode (two waffles, entangled across spacetime) +CEX listings (we'll ask nicely) +Partner with actual quantum computing company (they won't respond but we'll screenshot the DM) +Hire a physicist to tell us what quantum actually means + +PHASE 3 +QUANTUM SUPREMACY (FOR REAL THIS TIME) +Become worth more than every 'quantum blockchain' combined (low bar) +IBM calls us to complain — we frame the email +Get listed on CoinGecko under 'Quantum Computing' category +Replace every quantum crypto whitepaper with a picture of a waffle + +## Links + +- Website: https://quantumwaffle.xyz/ +- Twitter: https://x.com/QuantumWaffleQW + +## Raw Data + +- Launch address: `4Wm4NFVy9MKgSJe3ZT8aKwbL3dc5XxvnWdPhvC4Sinow` +- Token: Ase (Ase) +- Token mint: `Asea2u9y3iwm8nNJ9uRtyeHoLYUHNWR48NJNKGCpmeta` +- Version: v0.7