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- Domain: internet-finance
- Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 6)

Pentagon-Agent: Rio <HEADLESS>
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# Epic Finance
Epic Finance was a futarchy-governed fundraise on Futardio that targeted $50,000 but raised only $2 before entering refunding status within 24 hours. The project description ("Epically financial") and team section contained placeholder text, suggesting minimal preparation or legitimacy.
Epic Finance was a futarchy-governed fundraise on Futardio that failed to attract capital. The project launched with a $50,000 target but raised only $2 before entering refunding status within 24 hours. The team description consisted of placeholder text ("We Mark Down / The markdown. I need some help with AI."), suggesting the launch was either a test, spam, or abandoned before completion.
## Timeline
- **2026-02-17** — Launched futarchy fundraise on [[futardio]] targeting $50,000

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- **2026-03-07** — Areal DAO launch: $50K target, raised $11,654 (23.3%), REFUNDING status by 2026-03-08 — first documented failed futarchy-governed fundraise on platform
- **2026-03-04** — [[seekervault]] fundraise launched targeting $75,000, closed next day with only $1,186 (1.6% of target) in refunding status
- **2026-02-17** — [[epic-finance]] launched, raised $2 against $50K target, refunded 2026-02-18 (failed launch)
- **2026-02-17** — [[epic-finance]] launch failed: $2 raised against $50K target, entered refunding status within 24 hours
## Competitive Position
- **Unique mechanism**: Only launch platform with futarchy-governed accountability and treasury return guarantees
- **vs pump.fun**: pump.fun is memecoin launch (zero accountability, pure speculation). Futardio is ownership coin launch (futarchy governance, treasury enforcement). Different categories despite both being "launch platforms."

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processed_by: rio
processed_date: 2026-03-11
extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
extraction_notes: "Failed futarchy launch with placeholder content and trivial capital raised. Created entity page to document the failure as a data point for futarchy launch outcome analysis. No extractable claims—this is pure factual event data. The existing claim about successful futarchy launches (CULT $11.4M) already covers the mechanism; this failed launch provides contrast data but no novel insight about futarchy mechanics or adoption."
extraction_notes: "Failed futarchy launch with no extractable claims. The launch raised only $2 against $50K target and immediately went to refunding. Team description was placeholder text. This is pure factual data about a failed launch event with no arguable propositions or mechanism insights. Created entity page for Epic Finance to document the failure as a data point for future meta-analysis of futarchy launch outcomes (contrast case to successful launches like CULT's $11.4M). Updated Futardio timeline with failure event."
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## Launch Details
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## Key Facts
- Epic Finance futarchy launch targeted $50,000 (2026-02-17)
- Epic Finance raised $2 total before refunding (2026-02-18)
- Epic Finance token: 9Ta (mint: 9Ta7jjn8Zmyy2QX5ACCUuFaC4Tu8twQj4oAL7ybc3ftd)
- Epic Finance futarchy launch on futard.io targeted $50,000 funding (2026-02-17)
- Epic Finance raised $2.00 total before entering refunding status (2026-02-18)
- Epic Finance launch address: 2n4GG73NrvpmZCeZ3SPSUwzfWv1MyLSDBc29tRwUccPP
- Epic Finance token: 9Ta (mint: 9Ta7jjn8Zmyy2QX5ACCUuFaC4Tu8twQj4oAL7ybc3ftd)