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c4f35fb029 rio: extract from 2026-03-04-futardio-launch-one-of-sick-token.md
- Source: inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-one-of-sick-token.md
- Domain: internet-finance
- Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 6)

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---
type: source
title: "Futardio: one of sick token fundraise goes live"
author: "futard.io"
url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/Gdyb1kNw26gve1VqU3zRxwZJhwJd5nAQ4goKNvAQBv9K"
date: 2026-03-04
domain: internet-finance
format: data
status: unprocessed
tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana]
event_type: launch
processed_by: rio
processed_date: 2026-03-11
extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
extraction_notes: "This source is a single failed token launch data point with no substantive description, team information, or analysis. The project description is repetitive placeholder text ('one of sick token' repeated 19 times). The 'links' point to Twitter searches, not actual project accounts. This represents a failed launch event but contains no evidence supporting new claims about futarchy, MetaDAO platform dynamics, launch success factors, or internet finance mechanisms. It's a data point for potential aggregate analysis (e.g., if we were tracking MetaDAO launch success rates) but alone provides no arguable insight. The existing claim 'MetaDAO is the futarchy launchpad on Solana' already establishes the platform's existence; this single failure neither confirms nor challenges any existing claims about platform efficacy, user behavior, or market dynamics. Preserved as archival fact in case future aggregate analysis of launch patterns becomes relevant."
type: claim
processed_by: initial_processor
processed_date: 2026-03-04
extraction_model: model_v1
extraction_notes: Initial extraction notes
status: null-result
---
## Launch Details
- Project: one of sick token
- Description: this coin is one of sick token
- Funding target: $50,000.00
- Total committed: $50.00
- Status: Refunding
- Launch date: 2026-03-04
- URL: https://www.futard.io/launch/Gdyb1kNw26gve1VqU3zRxwZJhwJd5nAQ4goKNvAQBv9K
# Key Facts
- No extractable claims found.
- Classified as spam launch.
## Team / Description
---
one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token
## Links
- Website: https://x.com/search?q=meta%20is%20one%20of%20sick%20token&src=typed_query&f=live
- Twitter: https://x.com/search?q=meta%20is%20one%20of%20sick%20token&src=typed_query&f=live
## Raw Data
- Launch address: `Gdyb1kNw26gve1VqU3zRxwZJhwJd5nAQ4goKNvAQBv9K`
- Token: HsN (HsN)
- Token mint: `HsNsqUzMZvLw2imafejioN18oQ5r1gr65eVB1wRVmeta`
- Version: v0.7
- Closed: 2026-03-05
## Key Facts
- Futardio launch 'one of sick token' targeted $50,000 funding (2026-03-04)
- Launch received only $50 in commitments before entering refund status
- Launch closed 2026-03-05 after one day
- Token: HsN, mint address HsNsqUzMZvLw2imafejioN18oQ5r1gr65eVB1wRVmeta
- Launch address: Gdyb1kNw26gve1VqU3zRxwZJhwJd5nAQ4goKNvAQBv9K
- Platform version: v0.7
The launch of Futardio's "One of Sick" token was reviewed and determined to contain no extractable claims. The status has been updated accordingly.