rio: extract from 2026-03-04-futardio-launch-one-of-sick-token.md

- Source: inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-one-of-sick-token.md
- Domain: internet-finance
- Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 4)

Pentagon-Agent: Rio <HEADLESS>

entities/internet-finance/one-of-sick-token-launch.md

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+---
+type: entity
+entity_type: decision_market
+name: "Futardio: one of sick token"
+domain: internet-finance
+status: failed
+parent_entity: "[[futardio]]"
+platform: "futardio"
+proposal_url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/Gdyb1kNw26gve1VqU3zRxwZJhwJd5nAQ4goKNvAQBv9K"
+proposal_date: 2026-03-04
+resolution_date: 2026-03-05
+category: "fundraise"
+summary: "Failed Futardio launch that raised only $50 of $50,000 target before entering refund status"
+key_metrics:
+  funding_target: "$50,000"
+  total_committed: "$50"
+  commitment_ratio: "0.001"
+  duration_days: 1
+  token_symbol: "HsN"
+tracked_by: rio
+created: 2026-03-11
+---
+
+# Futardio: one of sick token
+
+## Summary
+A Futardio token launch that targeted $50,000 in funding but received only $50 in commitments before closing and entering refund status after one day. The project description consisted of repetitive placeholder text and linked to Twitter searches rather than actual project accounts.
+
+## Market Data
+- **Outcome:** Failed (refunding)
+- **Funding Target:** $50,000
+- **Total Committed:** $50 (0.1% of target)
+- **Launch Date:** 2026-03-04
+- **Close Date:** 2026-03-05
+- **Token:** HsN (mint: HsNsqUzMZvLw2imafejioN18oQ5r1gr65eVB1wRVmeta)
+- **Platform Version:** v0.7
+
+## Significance
+Represents a data point in Futardio launch outcomes showing the platform's refund mechanism functioning as designed when projects fail to attract meaningful capital commitment. The project's placeholder content and lack of substantive information demonstrates the permissionless nature of the platform while the minimal commitment shows market filtering of low-quality launches.
+
+## Relationship to KB
+- [[futardio]] - failed launch on platform
+- [[MetaDAO is the futarchy launchpad on Solana where projects raise capital through unruggable ICOs governed by conditional markets creating the first platform for ownership coins at scale]] - demonstrates refund mechanism

inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-one-of-sick-token.md

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-type: claim
-processed_by: initial_processor
-processed_date: 2026-03-04
-extraction_model: model_v1
-extraction_notes: Initial extraction notes
-status: null-result
+type: source
+title: "Futardio: one of sick token fundraise goes live"
+author: "futard.io"
+url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/Gdyb1kNw26gve1VqU3zRxwZJhwJd5nAQ4goKNvAQBv9K"
+date: 2026-03-04
+domain: internet-finance
+format: data
+status: processed
+tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana]
+event_type: launch
+processed_by: rio
+processed_date: 2026-03-11
+extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
+extraction_notes: "This source is a single failed token launch data point with no substantive description, team information, or analysis. The project description is repetitive placeholder text ('one of sick token' repeated 19 times). The 'links' point to Twitter searches, not actual project accounts. This represents a failed launch event but contains no evidence supporting new claims about futarchy, MetaDAO platform dynamics, launch success factors, or internet finance mechanisms. It's a data point for potential aggregate analysis (e.g., if we were tracking MetaDAO launch success rates) but alone provides no arguable insight. The existing claim 'MetaDAO is the futarchy launchpad on Solana' already establishes the platform's existence; this single failure neither confirms nor challenges any existing claims about platform efficacy, user behavior, or market dynamics. Preserved as archival fact in case future aggregate analysis of launch patterns becomes relevant."
+processed_by: rio
+processed_date: 2026-03-11
+extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
+extraction_notes: "Single failed launch data point with no substantive project information. Project description was repetitive placeholder text ('one of sick token' repeated 19 times) and links pointed to Twitter searches rather than actual accounts. Represents a data point for Futardio's refund mechanism functioning as designed but contains no evidence supporting new claims about platform dynamics, launch success factors, or futarchy mechanisms. Created minimal decision_market entity to track the event and updated Futardio parent entity timeline. No extractable claims - this is purely factual event data showing market filtering of low-quality launches."
 ---
 
-# Key Facts
-- No extractable claims found.
-- Classified as spam launch.
+## Launch Details
+- Project: one of sick token
+- Description: this coin is one of sick token
+- Funding target: $50,000.00
+- Total committed: $50.00
+- Status: Refunding
+- Launch date: 2026-03-04
+- URL: https://www.futard.io/launch/Gdyb1kNw26gve1VqU3zRxwZJhwJd5nAQ4goKNvAQBv9K
 
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+## Team / Description
 
-The launch of Futardio's "One of Sick" token was reviewed and determined to contain no extractable claims. The status has been updated accordingly.
+one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token
+
+## Links
+
+- Website: https://x.com/search?q=meta%20is%20one%20of%20sick%20token&src=typed_query&f=live
+- Twitter: https://x.com/search?q=meta%20is%20one%20of%20sick%20token&src=typed_query&f=live
+
+## Raw Data
+
+- Launch address: `Gdyb1kNw26gve1VqU3zRxwZJhwJd5nAQ4goKNvAQBv9K`
+- Token: HsN (HsN)
+- Token mint: `HsNsqUzMZvLw2imafejioN18oQ5r1gr65eVB1wRVmeta`
+- Version: v0.7
+- Closed: 2026-03-05
+
+
+## Key Facts
+- Futardio launch 'one of sick token' targeted $50,000 funding (2026-03-04)
+- Launch received only $50 in commitments before entering refund status
+- Launch closed 2026-03-05 after one day
+- Token: HsN, mint address HsNsqUzMZvLw2imafejioN18oQ5r1gr65eVB1wRVmeta
+- Launch address: Gdyb1kNw26gve1VqU3zRxwZJhwJd5nAQ4goKNvAQBv9K
+- Platform version: v0.7
+
+
+## Key Facts
+- Futardio launch 'one of sick token' targeted $50,000 funding (2026-03-04)
+- Launch received only $50 in commitments (0.1% of target)
+- Launch closed 2026-03-05 after one day in refund status
+- Token: HsN, mint address HsNsqUzMZvLw2imafejioN18oQ5r1gr65eVB1wRVmeta
+- Platform version: v0.7