rio: extract from 2026-03-04-futardio-launch-one-of-sick-token.md

- Source: inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-one-of-sick-token.md
- Domain: internet-finance
- Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 2)

Pentagon-Agent: Rio <HEADLESS>

entities/internet-finance/futardio.md

@@ -46,6 +46,7 @@ MetaDAO's token launch platform. Implements "unruggable ICOs" — permissionless
 
 - **2026-03-07** — Areal DAO launch: $50K target, raised $11,654 (23.3%), REFUNDING status by 2026-03-08 — first documented failed futarchy-governed fundraise on platform
 - **2026-03-04** — [[seekervault]] fundraise launched targeting $75,000, closed next day with only $1,186 (1.6% of target) in refunding status
+- **2026-03-04** — 'one of sick token' launch failed, raising only $50 of $50,000 target before entering refund status
 ## Competitive Position
 - **Unique mechanism**: Only launch platform with futarchy-governed accountability and treasury return guarantees
 - **vs pump.fun**: pump.fun is memecoin launch (zero accountability, pure speculation). Futardio is ownership coin launch (futarchy governance, treasury enforcement). Different categories despite both being "launch platforms."

inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-one-of-sick-token.md

@@ -6,13 +6,17 @@ url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/Gdyb1kNw26gve1VqU3zRxwZJhwJd5nAQ4goKNvAQBv9K"
 date: 2026-03-04
 domain: internet-finance
 format: data
-status: unprocessed
+status: enrichment
 tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana]
 event_type: launch
 processed_by: rio
 processed_date: 2026-03-11
 extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
 extraction_notes: "This source is a single failed token launch data point with no substantive description, team information, or analysis. The project description is repetitive placeholder text ('one of sick token' repeated 19 times). The 'links' point to Twitter searches, not actual project accounts. This represents a failed launch event but contains no evidence supporting new claims about futarchy, MetaDAO platform dynamics, launch success factors, or internet finance mechanisms. It's a data point for potential aggregate analysis (e.g., if we were tracking MetaDAO launch success rates) but alone provides no arguable insight. The existing claim 'MetaDAO is the futarchy launchpad on Solana' already establishes the platform's existence; this single failure neither confirms nor challenges any existing claims about platform efficacy, user behavior, or market dynamics. Preserved as archival fact in case future aggregate analysis of launch patterns becomes relevant."
+processed_by: rio
+processed_date: 2026-03-11
+extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
+extraction_notes: "Single failed launch data point with no substantive content. Project description is placeholder text ('one of sick token' repeated 19x), links point to Twitter searches not actual accounts. This represents a failed launch event but contains no evidence supporting new claims about futarchy mechanisms, platform dynamics, or launch success factors. The existing claim 'MetaDAO is the futarchy launchpad on Solana' already establishes platform existence; this single failure neither confirms nor challenges existing claims about platform efficacy. Preserved as archival fact and timeline entry on Futardio entity. Does not meet significance threshold for standalone decision_market entity (trivial amount, no real project, refunding status, spam-like content)."
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 ## Launch Details
@@ -49,3 +53,12 @@ one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of s
 - Token: HsN, mint address HsNsqUzMZvLw2imafejioN18oQ5r1gr65eVB1wRVmeta
 - Launch address: Gdyb1kNw26gve1VqU3zRxwZJhwJd5nAQ4goKNvAQBv9K
 - Platform version: v0.7
+
+
+## Key Facts
+- Futardio launch 'one of sick token' targeted $50,000 funding (2026-03-04)
+- Launch received only $50 in commitments (0.1% of target)
+- Launch closed 2026-03-05 after one day in refund status
+- Token: HsN, mint address HsNsqUzMZvLw2imafejioN18oQ5r1gr65eVB1wRVmeta
+- Launch address: Gdyb1kNw26gve1VqU3zRxwZJhwJd5nAQ4goKNvAQBv9K
+- Platform version: v0.7