inbox/archive/2026-03-05-futardio-launch-you-get-nothing.md

@@ -6,9 +6,13 @@ url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/4xAEV1JHuNSLLdMCa8tiC6CdVYpEXttuZ8U9izv9ALjp"
 date: 2026-03-05
 domain: internet-finance
 format: data
-status: unprocessed
+status: null-result
 tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana]
 event_type: launch
+processed_by: rio
+processed_date: 2026-03-10
+extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
+extraction_notes: "This source is a joke/parody project on Futardio with no substantive content. The entire description is repetitive variations of 'you get nothing.' No evidence, no claims, no insights to extract. The project immediately went to refunding status. This is a data point about platform activity (permissionless launches include non-serious projects) but does not warrant a standalone claim. Preserved as factual record of platform usage patterns."
 ---
 
 ## Launch Details
@@ -105,3 +109,12 @@ Nothing. No way.
 - Token mint: `86PsjsKJpFKZS8fZLuZxhep6MxhV3Gz2EcmEYPkpmeta`
 - Version: v0.7
 - Closed: 2026-03-06
+
+
+## Key Facts
+- You Get Nothing project launched on Futardio 2026-03-05
+- Funding target: $69,069.00
+- Status: Refunding (closed 2026-03-06)
+- Launch address: 4xAEV1JHuNSLLdMCa8tiC6CdVYpEXttuZ8U9izv9ALjp
+- Token: 86P
+- Platform version: v0.7