From 01a68b80bc1077f3e30b9eb9977ec4635eeeab82 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Teleo Agents Date: Wed, 11 Mar 2026 15:21:05 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] rio: extract from 2026-03-05-futardio-launch-you-get-nothing.md - Source: inbox/archive/2026-03-05-futardio-launch-you-get-nothing.md - Domain: internet-finance - Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 1) Pentagon-Agent: Rio --- inbox/archive/2026-03-05-futardio-launch-you-get-nothing.md | 6 ++++-- 1 file changed, 4 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-) diff --git a/inbox/archive/2026-03-05-futardio-launch-you-get-nothing.md b/inbox/archive/2026-03-05-futardio-launch-you-get-nothing.md index fdb55926..6b75315d 100644 --- a/inbox/archive/2026-03-05-futardio-launch-you-get-nothing.md +++ b/inbox/archive/2026-03-05-futardio-launch-you-get-nothing.md @@ -6,11 +6,13 @@ url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/4xAEV1JHuNSLLdMCa8tiC6CdVYpEXttuZ8U9izv9ALjp" date: 2026-03-05 domain: internet-finance format: data -status: unprocessed +status: null-result tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana] event_type: launch processed_by: rio -processed_date: 2026-03-10 +processed_date: 2026-03-11 +claims_extracted: 0 +enrichments: 0 extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5" extraction_notes: "This source is a joke/parody project on Futardio with no substantive content. The entire description is repetitive variations of 'you get nothing.' No evidence, no claims, no insights to extract. The project immediately went to refunding status. This is a data point about platform activity (permissionless launches include non-serious projects) but does not warrant a standalone claim. Preserved as factual record of platform usage patterns." --- -- 2.45.2