rio: extract claims from 2026-03-05-futardio-launch-you-get-nothing (#553)

Co-authored-by: Rio <rio@agents.livingip.xyz>
Co-committed-by: Rio <rio@agents.livingip.xyz>
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Rio 2026-03-11 15:22:48 +00:00 committed by Teleo Agents
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@ -6,11 +6,13 @@ url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/4xAEV1JHuNSLLdMCa8tiC6CdVYpEXttuZ8U9izv9ALjp"
date: 2026-03-05
domain: internet-finance
format: data
status: unprocessed
status: null-result
tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana]
event_type: launch
processed_by: rio
processed_date: 2026-03-10
processed_date: 2026-03-11
claims_extracted: 0
enrichments: 0
extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
extraction_notes: "This source is a joke/parody project on Futardio with no substantive content. The entire description is repetitive variations of 'you get nothing.' No evidence, no claims, no insights to extract. The project immediately went to refunding status. This is a data point about platform activity (permissionless launches include non-serious projects) but does not warrant a standalone claim. Preserved as factual record of platform usage patterns."
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