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- Source: inbox/archive/2026-03-05-futardio-launch-you-get-nothing.md
- Domain: internet-finance
- Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 4)

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---
type: entity
entity_type: project
name: You Get Nothing
domain: internet-finance
status: failed
tracked_by: rio
created: 2026-03-11
key_metrics:
funding_target: 69069.00
total_committed: 0
launch_date: 2026-03-05
close_date: 2026-03-06
platform: Futardio
platform_version: v0.7
token_symbol: 86P
outcome: refunding
---
# You Get Nothing
Parody/joke project launched on Futardio with no substantive content. The entire project description consisted of repetitive variations of "you get nothing." Launched 2026-03-05 with a $69,069 funding target and immediately went to refunding status, closing the next day with zero commitments. Represents a data point about Futardio's permissionless launch model allowing non-serious projects.
## Timeline
- **2026-03-05** — Launched on Futardio with $69,069 funding target, token 86P, entirely joke/parody content
- **2026-03-06** — Closed with refunding status, zero commitments raised
## Relationship to KB
Example of permissionless launch platform activity patterns. Demonstrates that [[futarchy-governed permissionless launches require brand separation to manage reputational liability because failed projects on a curated platform damage the platforms credibility]].

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date: 2026-03-05
domain: internet-finance
format: data
status: unprocessed
status: processed
tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana]
event_type: launch
processed_by: rio
processed_date: 2026-03-10
extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
extraction_notes: "This source is a joke/parody project on Futardio with no substantive content. The entire description is repetitive variations of 'you get nothing.' No evidence, no claims, no insights to extract. The project immediately went to refunding status. This is a data point about platform activity (permissionless launches include non-serious projects) but does not warrant a standalone claim. Preserved as factual record of platform usage patterns."
processed_by: rio
processed_date: 2026-03-11
extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
extraction_notes: "Parody project with no substantive content. Created entity record as factual documentation of platform usage pattern (permissionless launches include non-serious projects). No claims extracted - this is purely factual data about a failed joke launch. Entity created despite trivial outcome because it illustrates the permissionless nature of Futardio launches and provides concrete example for existing claim about brand separation needs."
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## Launch Details
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- Launch address: 4xAEV1JHuNSLLdMCa8tiC6CdVYpEXttuZ8U9izv9ALjp
- Token: 86P
- Platform version: v0.7
## Key Facts
- You Get Nothing launched on Futardio 2026-03-05 with $69,069 target
- Project description was entirely repetitive 'you get nothing' text
- Closed 2026-03-06 in refunding status with zero commitments
- Launch address: 4xAEV1JHuNSLLdMCa8tiC6CdVYpEXttuZ8U9izv9ALjp
- Token: 86P (mint: 86PsjsKJpFKZS8fZLuZxhep6MxhV3Gz2EcmEYPkpmeta)
- Platform version: v0.7