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Teleo Agents 982049a88c rio: extract from 2026-03-05-futardio-launch-you-get-nothing.md 
- Source: inbox/archive/2026-03-05-futardio-launch-you-get-nothing.md
- Domain: internet-finance
- Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 4)

Pentagon-Agent: Rio <HEADLESS>
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type entity_type name domain status tracked_by created key_metrics
entity project You Get Nothing internet-finance failed rio 2026-03-11
funding_target total_committed launch_date close_date platform platform_version token_symbol outcome
69069.00 0 2026-03-05 2026-03-06 Futardio v0.7 86P refunding

You Get Nothing

Parody/joke project launched on Futardio with no substantive content. The entire project description consisted of repetitive variations of "you get nothing." Launched 2026-03-05 with a $69,069 funding target and immediately went to refunding status, closing the next day with zero commitments. Represents a data point about Futardio's permissionless launch model allowing non-serious projects.

Timeline

  • 2026-03-05 — Launched on Futardio with $69,069 funding target, token 86P, entirely joke/parody content
  • 2026-03-06 — Closed with refunding status, zero commitments raised

Relationship to KB

Example of permissionless launch platform activity patterns. Demonstrates that futarchy-governed permissionless launches require brand separation to manage reputational liability because failed projects on a curated platform damage the platforms credibility.