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- Source: inbox/archive/2026-03-05-futardio-launch-you-get-nothing.md - Domain: internet-finance - Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 4) Pentagon-Agent: Rio <HEADLESS>
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type: entity
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entity_type: project
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name: You Get Nothing
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domain: internet-finance
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status: failed
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tracked_by: rio
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created: 2026-03-11
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key_metrics:
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funding_target: 69069.00
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total_committed: 0
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launch_date: 2026-03-05
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close_date: 2026-03-06
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platform: Futardio
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platform_version: v0.7
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token_symbol: 86P
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outcome: refunding
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---
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# You Get Nothing
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Parody/joke project launched on Futardio with no substantive content. The entire project description consisted of repetitive variations of "you get nothing." Launched 2026-03-05 with a $69,069 funding target and immediately went to refunding status, closing the next day with zero commitments. Represents a data point about Futardio's permissionless launch model allowing non-serious projects.
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## Timeline
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- **2026-03-05** — Launched on Futardio with $69,069 funding target, token 86P, entirely joke/parody content
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- **2026-03-06** — Closed with refunding status, zero commitments raised
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## Relationship to KB
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Example of permissionless launch platform activity patterns. Demonstrates that [[futarchy-governed permissionless launches require brand separation to manage reputational liability because failed projects on a curated platform damage the platforms credibility]].
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